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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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littlbrowndog · 17/02/2026 20:34

Oh I wonder where this woman works in Edinburgh

TheDogsMother · 17/02/2026 20:34

Gemma will have a genuine Nonna

ilovesooty · 17/02/2026 20:34

Another plant based one 🙄

PotterHead1985 · 17/02/2026 20:34

littlbrowndog · 17/02/2026 20:34

Oh I wonder where this woman works in Edinburgh

Is she saying flambe?

EsmaCannonball · 17/02/2026 20:34

At least she's not doing the 'Ooh, I've never heard of this food before' thing.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/02/2026 20:35

Her shrooms are chunky too. But shes cool and groovy so thats ok.

bungobungobungo · 17/02/2026 20:35

You have to follow order- in the army? Really?

ilovesooty · 17/02/2026 20:35

"I know..." 😁

Sunbird24 · 17/02/2026 20:36

bungobungobungo · 17/02/2026 20:35

You have to follow order- in the army? Really?

Careful though, she can fire cannons!

Fransgran · 17/02/2026 20:36

This Philli person with her portentous pronouncements is spoiling my simple enjoyment. She demonstrates the importance of the right presenter ie someone not annoying

EsmaCannonball · 17/02/2026 20:36

Cannons? Fuck's sake, don't let her near the castle!

(Also, why couldn't they have a female explosives expert on in the Gregg era?).

PotterHead1985 · 17/02/2026 20:37

Gemma is a mess time wise. Can see her getting flustered

LaMarschallin · 17/02/2026 20:37

Philly is totally seeing this as an audition for her very own show.
I bloody wouldn't watch it

littlbrowndog · 17/02/2026 20:37

She does food trucks and events.

bungobungobungo · 17/02/2026 20:37

@Sunbird24😀

Sunbird24 · 17/02/2026 20:37

EsmaCannonball · 17/02/2026 20:36

Cannons? Fuck's sake, don't let her near the castle!

(Also, why couldn't they have a female explosives expert on in the Gregg era?).

Cos he would have probably tried to make a ‘quip’ about the size of his weapon…

billysboy · 17/02/2026 20:37

Philli is the definition of thrush !!

EsmaCannonball · 17/02/2026 20:38

Matt is still feeling superfluous to me.

littlbrowndog · 17/02/2026 20:38

EsmaCannonball · 17/02/2026 20:38

Matt is still feeling superfluous to me.

Me too

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/02/2026 20:38

LaMarschallin · 17/02/2026 20:37

Philly is totally seeing this as an audition for her very own show.
I bloody wouldn't watch it

Hidden away at 3am on the Food Channel.

PotterHead1985 · 17/02/2026 20:40

billysboy · 17/02/2026 20:37

Philli is the definition of thrush !!

I think id prefer thrush!!

Halsall · 17/02/2026 20:40

littlbrowndog · 17/02/2026 20:38

Me too

And me. He looked totally discombobulated by Philli's antics, too.

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bungobungobungo · 17/02/2026 20:40

French with a bit of Nigerian - sounds great!

littlbrowndog · 17/02/2026 20:40

One day I will cook a fondant potato

PotterHead1985 · 17/02/2026 20:41

littlbrowndog · 17/02/2026 20:40

One day I will cook a fondant potato

I have done but can't be arsed at the faff