Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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Sounds like the Town here has exploded whilst I've been watching people faff with food!! (3 loud bangs - i even heard them over the telly, and the bookface comments have begun)

Do you live anywhere near Gemma?

We had it last night was Chinese new year

Ffs 🤣🤣🤣

Kirk! One of my favourites ever.

Yes Kirk. 🥰

Haha!!!

Don't think it's for Chinese New Year (we have never had anything for it before).

Side note. Raging Chinese NY and Pancake Day fell on the same day. Couldn't do both. Not enough room!!

I always worry about food being cold when it’s so fussy and spread out.

Eniko's looked great until.she put dishwater over it.

Matt seems to have something against bouncy food. I'm sensing a blancmange based childhood trauma incident.

Never understood tomato water

Those morels are not pretty

For some reason, I am picturing Chris in a WW11 film, in a German uniform, hassling the citizens of Guernsey. Or am I not allowed to think/say that these days?

All the high level careers Chris has had and he's never tried to crack the Hollywood sci-fi villain market?

Chris is not understanding the concept of "fun".
Arrogant twat doesn't understand criticism

I really laughed at that

I’m so pleased all four from the first week went through and this bunch are a little weaker.

Omg beige mush

Have eaten at his restaurant (Plates) in Shoreditch twice - it's amazing. The first time was a fundraiser thing where he had a cast of GBM chefs in the kitchen, all bringing round tidbits - heaven.

Live action remake of Meganind?

If anyone's watched the Boys, im seeing Herr Starr.

Agreed. Room to bin more this week if they are crap

'Nocki' again 🙄 Thank you Matt for the correct pronunciation.

Chris shell-shocked. Like Humpty-Dumpty?

(To tie that in to Gemma, I found out the other day that Humpty-Dumpty was actually a giant cannon from the Civil War.)

Blancmange Trauma it’s well known.