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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:22

bungobungobungo · 11/02/2026 20:22

If she was manifesting razor clams this morning why not check how to prepare and cook them?

Haha quite. I'd be manifesting something i was 100 at

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:23

Not like this bit counts for anything anyway.

chocolate tart sounds nicer

bungobungobungo · 11/02/2026 20:24

Ok I could go for that - I’m not a big fan of Cranachan but this sounds ok.

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:24

Molton chocolate. Omg. Lovely

TheDogsMother · 11/02/2026 20:24

How many of these will know what a Cranachan is ? It’s very Scottish.

CurlewKate · 11/02/2026 20:24

TheAutumnCrow · 11/02/2026 14:08

DP isn’t happy. He likes Monica and Marcus and doesn’t like Matt. He thinks Matt is upsetting Monica’s vibe. Apparently it’s because Matt’s a <checks notes> ‘smug, arrogant, scripted tosser’.

So that’s the running commentary I’m going to be getting tonight as well Grin

Your dp and mine should meet-he has just shouted “Shut up, Matt, you knobber!”

lettingthedaysgoby · 11/02/2026 20:24

I'd hoover this up in seconds, love cranachan (and chocolate)

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:24

Puddin. Chocolate ah la souffle and Scottish museli (soz can't spell the c word).

Oh whisky

Halsall · 11/02/2026 20:25

Chocolate botter 😋

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PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:25

Aaand I now can't eat it ya pox. (Allergic to raspberries)

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:26

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:25

Aaand I now can't eat it ya pox. (Allergic to raspberries)

Blackberries ?

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:27

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:26

Blackberries ?

Not a bother.

Most people assume if I am allergic to raspberries I must be allergic to strawberries but nope, just rasps

bungobungobungo · 11/02/2026 20:27

You could leave the raspberries off? 😊

Halsall · 11/02/2026 20:27

And let us all be grateful we don’t have greggggg yelling about CHOKLIT FON DONT

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TheDogsMother · 11/02/2026 20:28

Nana, me on a plate. We’re only missing foraging.

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:29

Been working in a kitchen since he was 16 and he’s still hungry?

RomainingCalm · 11/02/2026 20:29

Just popping in to say hello to you all. I’m on a big ‘catch up’ tonight as I missed yesterday but hoping to be with you ‘live’ for Episode 3.

Looking forward to reading the initial reaction to Matt T.

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:29

bungobungobungo · 11/02/2026 20:27

You could leave the raspberries off? 😊

But... raspberries are lovely!! (I may have eaten them anyway more than once, in small doses) thankfully I'm the itchy scratchy cough type with them, not the anaphylaxis (that's wasps)

ShamedBySiri · 11/02/2026 20:29

I do feel for them, mind going blank. Who hasn’t felt that panic when you turn over an exam paper.

Halsall · 11/02/2026 20:29

TheDogsMother · 11/02/2026 20:28

Nana, me on a plate. We’re only missing foraging.

'I forage all my own chocolate. In Sainsbury’s.'

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ShamedBySiri · 11/02/2026 20:30

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:29

Been working in a kitchen since he was 16 and he’s still hungry?

That was exactly my thought. 😂

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 11/02/2026 20:31

Screeching in very late - lovely to read everyone’s comments yesterday. @PotterHead1985 sounds a lovely tribute. Could you swap out another fruit, or is probably end up just eating more chocolate

bungobungobungo · 11/02/2026 20:31

Cold cream hot tart - sounds good to me!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 11/02/2026 20:32

Bloody curling. Also just sliding in.

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:32

Good work from that guy. He looked petrified at start

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