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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:14

Ick. Whole wobbly stringy clams

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:14

Oh goody. Razor clam stomach!! On a par with prawn sac!!

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:15

Look like some sort of alien penis

ilovesooty · 11/02/2026 20:15

I've never had razor clams. I don't think I want to try them now.

ShamedBySiri · 11/02/2026 20:16

Seems like two thirds of the clam is discarded. A lot of work for a tiny morsel of clam.

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:16

I want to know who first discovered you could eat any bit of a razor clam…

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:17

ShamedBySiri · 11/02/2026 20:16

Seems like two thirds of the clam is discarded. A lot of work for a tiny morsel of clam.

I never realised how much was chucked until today. Feel for the poor clam. Caught, killed, cooked and then 90% discarded

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:17

Whoever it was yesterday, see, told ya there was a girl!!!

TheDogsMother · 11/02/2026 20:17

Or oysters @Sunbird24

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:17

Probs the same person who thought you could eat frogs legs

ShamedBySiri · 11/02/2026 20:18

Is that pork loin she’s serving? Looks very pink! 🐷 oink oink.

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:18

@PotterHead1985 that was me, sorry! 🤦‍♀️

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:18

I love oysters

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:19

ShamedBySiri · 11/02/2026 20:18

Is that pork loin she’s serving? Looks very pink! 🐷 oink oink.

Am I missing something???? We are on clams

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:19

Sunbird24 · 11/02/2026 20:18

@PotterHead1985 that was me, sorry! 🤦‍♀️

Haha I am joshing with ya

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:19

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:18

I love oysters

Hard pass. HARD. Tried them. Was nearly ill

ShamedBySiri · 11/02/2026 20:20

Another one who didn’t rinse them. This is a recurring theme with shellfish and skills test.

TheDogsMother · 11/02/2026 20:20

It was.a glimpse of Gemma at work in her kitchen and she was slicing pork loin

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:20

The razor clams live in the sand. Just their wee mouths pop up so you can see them. That’s what they are so sandy

Halsall · 11/02/2026 20:20

Godammit I had work and I’m LATE - but it’s boakworthy razor clams I see so 🤮

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PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:21

TheDogsMother · 11/02/2026 20:20

It was.a glimpse of Gemma at work in her kitchen and she was slicing pork loin

Ah thanks.

Also them claims are gonna be over

Halsall · 11/02/2026 20:21

This poor woman is so nervous

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ShamedBySiri · 11/02/2026 20:21

PotterHead1985 · 11/02/2026 20:19

Am I missing something???? We are on clams

It was in the brief intro to Gemma showing her cooking in her own place.

bungobungobungo · 11/02/2026 20:22

If she was manifesting razor clams this morning why not check how to prepare and cook them?

littlbrowndog · 11/02/2026 20:22

Looks a good dish

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