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Who saw that massive cock in the Knight of the Seven kingdoms?

101 replies

LaurieFairyCake · 28/01/2026 19:30

Why are they doing that with no commentary? It was HUGE ! But no reference or joke made about it.

Are young blokes watching that and thinking that’s normal ? 😂 (it was obviously prosthetic and about 11 inches long)

OP posts:
MiddleAgedDread · 29/01/2026 15:27

goodness gracious me, where does one keep such things??

Secretseverywhere · 29/01/2026 15:32

Is it a new thing then to gratuitously include overly large cocks? I suppose it’s a bit unusual now which is why we are all cock spotting 👀 I suppose it makes a change from breasts, I’m just wondering how many massive penises (peni?) we can all look forward to?

MiddleAgedDread · 29/01/2026 15:33

PersephoneParlormaid · 29/01/2026 15:11

Am I wrong to ask for a diagram?

I was going to say “not to scale” but it is!!

Who saw that massive cock in the Knight of the Seven kingdoms?
WinterBlues26 · 29/01/2026 15:33

StandingSideBySide · 29/01/2026 13:29

😣😣
I can’t Google. The IT guy might see my search history 🤣🤣

but I know what I’m watching tonight 😁

😂😂

MsWilmottsGhost · 29/01/2026 15:40

TheTreesTheTrees · 29/01/2026 14:15

Draco's dad's cock.

The dad belong to Draco and the cock belongs to his dad.

Obviously what this thread is about!

Edited

Glad to see this thread is being educational.

Actually it was quite educational from the start 🤣

It's obviously a prosthetic though, it's comically large!

MsWilmottsGhost · 29/01/2026 15:40

MiddleAgedDread · 29/01/2026 15:33

I was going to say “not to scale” but it is!!

Excellent diagram.

This is why I love MN 😂

MsWilmottsGhost · 29/01/2026 15:42

Big cock, tiny kneecaps..

Gribouille · 29/01/2026 15:45

Secretseverywhere · 29/01/2026 13:51

I’m blaming OP but I did hunt down the episode and I can confirm it is an absolutely massive cock. For your viewing pleasure 😉

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9youmw

Thank you for your service...

😳

Iamacatslave · 29/01/2026 15:48

Ding bloody Dong!

SnowFrogJelly · 29/01/2026 16:00

How can I see this.. 😁

buzzing · 29/01/2026 16:03

It has made me laugh a lot that under the Similar Threads suggestions is one titled “the big purple one” 😂😂😂

Who saw that massive cock in the Knight of the Seven kingdoms?
Callipygion · 29/01/2026 16:11

SheSpeaks · 29/01/2026 14:52

Do you think he has to curl it up and put a scrunchie round it to get his pants on? Like putting your hair in a bun?

Probably best not to use a claw clip.

I think his trousers would need an extra leg for that! 😳

DialSquare · 29/01/2026 16:20

PersephoneParlormaid · 29/01/2026 15:11

Am I wrong to ask for a diagram?

Are you thinking of parking it?

Gribouille · 29/01/2026 16:29

DialSquare · 29/01/2026 16:20

Are you thinking of parking it?

There's got to be a special bay for something that size, hasn't there?

(But fair play, @MiddleAgedDread has rendered an excellent marking for it...).

HeBeaverandSheBeaver · 29/01/2026 16:31

That is huge but seriously. Is that a way to start a program.

I love GOT but this is ridiculous. What's next

Come out of a cave and spunk off everywhere. Ffs!!!!!

Clefable · 29/01/2026 16:32
Dis Gonna Be Good Jason Momoa GIF

Me firing up NowTV

ffsnewusername · 29/01/2026 16:32

Could wear that thing as a scarf.

Jesus wept

Clefable · 29/01/2026 16:37

Christ he’d get that caught in an escalator.

CakeInMyHair · 29/01/2026 16:44

I'm a bit baffled that so many posters on here would want something like that? To me it looks grotesque and I can only imagine it would be painful and cause all sorts of issues (UTIs etc)

No thanks!

StripedPillowcase · 29/01/2026 16:47

The most important question - who the hell is the actor??

MarxistMags · 29/01/2026 16:51

OK I admit it. I looked.... It looks like a hose pipe 🤯

SnowyRock · 29/01/2026 16:52

StandingSideBySide · 29/01/2026 13:29

😣😣
I can’t Google. The IT guy might see my search history 🤣🤣

but I know what I’m watching tonight 😁

Hes going to see the title of this thread anyway 🤣

Reduxrabbit · 29/01/2026 16:57

For some reason I’m humming pull up to the bumper….

Secretseverywhere · 29/01/2026 17:07

CakeInMyHair · 29/01/2026 16:44

I'm a bit baffled that so many posters on here would want something like that? To me it looks grotesque and I can only imagine it would be painful and cause all sorts of issues (UTIs etc)

No thanks!

I think the idea of a massive penis is quite fun but the logistics in reality are a bit different. There was a documentary ages ago (channel 4 type thing)and I remember some bloke who was quite sad about it s as was considering getting it reduced to 8” but thought the girth would still be an issue 🫣

AcrossthePond55 · 29/01/2026 17:16

StripedPillowcase · 29/01/2026 16:47

The most important question - who the hell is the actor??

Danny Webb.

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