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Who saw that massive cock in the Knight of the Seven kingdoms?

101 replies

LaurieFairyCake · 28/01/2026 19:30

Why are they doing that with no commentary? It was HUGE ! But no reference or joke made about it.

Are young blokes watching that and thinking that’s normal ? 😂 (it was obviously prosthetic and about 11 inches long)

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TwelvePiecesOfFlair · 29/01/2026 14:03

Pootles34 · 29/01/2026 13:47

I'm convinced the writers /producers are doing it to create 'buzz' - they saw the furore over dracos dads cock in white lotus.

That looks like a grammar exam question - where should the apostrophe be in 'dracos dad's cock'?

Draco’s Dad’s cock. I think!

Wait, do you mean Jason Isaacs?Where can I see this??

Villanellesproudmum · 29/01/2026 14:06

@Secretseverywherewinning MN today 😂

StandingSideBySide · 29/01/2026 14:06

ThatWasMyLastFatFreeFrush · 29/01/2026 13:49

I just googled (on the bus, perhaps unwisely) and apparently it's a prosthetic.

I did have an ex with one much the same size though.

and he became an ex ????

RedRiverShore6 · 29/01/2026 14:08

It is on my series to watch list but as it is weekly I hadn't bothered yet, I did quickly find it on Sky Go though as someone had kindly said it was the beginning of episode 2. It did remind me off the White Lotus episode.

StandingSideBySide · 29/01/2026 14:09

Secretseverywhere · 29/01/2026 13:51

I’m blaming OP but I did hunt down the episode and I can confirm it is an absolutely massive cock. For your viewing pleasure 😉

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9youmw

That’s a Health and Safety issue 😳

CmonBobby · 29/01/2026 14:11

It was mentioned in the voiceover…. Dunc said “in many ways he was greater than other men” or similar wording as we saw the cock.

ThatWasMyLastFatFreeFrush · 29/01/2026 14:11

StandingSideBySide · 29/01/2026 14:06

and he became an ex ????

He moved to Dubai for work and I was in a job I loved and didn't want to leave.
I miss it him sometimes.

StandingSideBySide · 29/01/2026 14:12

TicklishReader · 29/01/2026 13:57

If a man came at me with that, I would beat it with a stick.

🤣🤣🤣

TheTreesTheTrees · 29/01/2026 14:15

Pootles34 · 29/01/2026 13:47

I'm convinced the writers /producers are doing it to create 'buzz' - they saw the furore over dracos dads cock in white lotus.

That looks like a grammar exam question - where should the apostrophe be in 'dracos dad's cock'?

Draco's dad's cock.

The dad belong to Draco and the cock belongs to his dad.

Obviously what this thread is about!

Parky04 · 29/01/2026 14:15

Even the 3 horses were jealous!

DialSquare · 29/01/2026 14:16
What Are You Looking At GIF by Mike Tuck

I was going to watch it on the train tonight but might rethink that! Unless it’s a massive one of these!

TicklishReader · 29/01/2026 14:17

DialSquare · 29/01/2026 14:16

I was going to watch it on the train tonight but might rethink that! Unless it’s a massive one of these!

It ain't no bird.

Nutmuncher · 29/01/2026 14:24

ThatWasMyLastFatFreeFrush · 29/01/2026 14:11

He moved to Dubai for work and I was in a job I loved and didn't want to leave.
I miss it him sometimes.

😆

I was just going to say, they do exist. Usually in more exotic locales but they are out there 😏🌍🌴🐘

Twinklewonderkins · 29/01/2026 14:33

Worth a watch then ?? 👀

Scully01 · 29/01/2026 14:33

I read an interview with one of the writers and they said they gave him a big giant prosthetic willy deliberately, as the character was quite hard done by, with no real legacy, so they wanted him to have one good thing 😁. It was enormous

LaurieFairyCake · 29/01/2026 14:36

Thank you for posting that Secretsevetywhere I’m glad I didn’t imagine the size of it

It’s really fucking enormous 😂

I’m really enjoying the series as well, really high rotten tomatoes rating so it’s going to get GREAT

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mummymeister · 29/01/2026 14:47

I am having a really horrible time with a project at the moment, so I thought sod it time for a piece of cheese and a scroll of MN. Goodness me this made my day. hilarious. now I might have to watch the series. thank you for posting this literally a little ray of sunshine in a very dull week.

SheSpeaks · 29/01/2026 14:52

Do you think he has to curl it up and put a scrunchie round it to get his pants on? Like putting your hair in a bun?

Probably best not to use a claw clip.

SPQRomanus · 29/01/2026 14:55

Good god, that's terrifying.

Minjou · 29/01/2026 14:55

My 25 year old flicked it on right as his little sisters (age 11) and I walked in the room.
They had to run off and bleach their eyes and I had a LOT of questions to answer later!!

Scully01 · 29/01/2026 15:09

I'd really recommend the series, quite different from the two others but in a good way, it's very light-hearted.

PersephoneParlormaid · 29/01/2026 15:11

Am I wrong to ask for a diagram?

Nutmuncher · 29/01/2026 15:18

PersephoneParlormaid · 29/01/2026 15:11

Am I wrong to ask for a diagram?

👴🏼
💪🏼
🍆
🦵🏼

Secretseverywhere · 29/01/2026 15:23

SheSpeaks · 29/01/2026 14:52

Do you think he has to curl it up and put a scrunchie round it to get his pants on? Like putting your hair in a bun?

Probably best not to use a claw clip.

Well if he ever had to wait for a pee I reckon it’s long enough that he could just tie a knot in it.

AelinAG · 29/01/2026 15:24

unsure of size when compared to the bouncing one in 28 years later…