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Who saw that massive cock in the Knight of the Seven kingdoms?

101 replies

LaurieFairyCake · 28/01/2026 19:30

Why are they doing that with no commentary? It was HUGE ! But no reference or joke made about it.

Are young blokes watching that and thinking that’s normal ? 😂 (it was obviously prosthetic and about 11 inches long)

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ArcticBells · 29/01/2026 17:53

Oh my 😳

Whatineed · 29/01/2026 18:24

ThatWasMyLastFatFreeFrush · 29/01/2026 14:11

He moved to Dubai for work and I was in a job I loved and didn't want to leave.
I miss it him sometimes.

I can shallowly sympathise. My ex's was like a T Rex. Ruined me for other men.

I'm still day dreaming about Samson the alpha in 28 Years later...

dontforgetme · 29/01/2026 19:13

@Whatineed Now that was a massive cock too!

dontforgetme · 29/01/2026 19:13

Cocks and explosive shit aside, I’m loving this series so far! I LOVE Dunk already!

Pieceofpurplesky · 29/01/2026 19:30

Danny Webb was also in a film called Gobble.

topcat2014 · 29/01/2026 19:36

Danny Webb used to play a doctor in Holby etc, also dodgy DC in Endeavour

Tinsofbeans · 29/01/2026 19:41

Secretseverywhere · 29/01/2026 13:51

I’m blaming OP but I did hunt down the episode and I can confirm it is an absolutely massive cock. For your viewing pleasure 😉

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9youmw

OMG!! Imagine if it really and was erect?! That coming towards you......ouch.......😮

Tinsofbeans · 29/01/2026 19:42

MiddleAgedDread · 29/01/2026 15:33

I was going to say “not to scale” but it is!!

Loving the knees!😅

MiddleAgedDread · 29/01/2026 19:45

Tinsofbeans · 29/01/2026 19:42

Loving the knees!😅

I added those because I thought they were required for scale!

CluelessAboutBiology · 29/01/2026 20:18

MiddleAgedDread · 29/01/2026 19:45

I added those because I thought they were required for scale!

It’s normally “banana for scale”, but …..

Whatineed · 29/01/2026 21:20

dontforgetme · 29/01/2026 19:13

@Whatineed Now that was a massive cock too!

I heard on a podcast that it was a prosthetic one attached to skin coloured shorts because legally child safety laws prohibited Alfie Williams from working in an environment with nudity, but they created a larger, fake one that was OK.

DrFoxtrot · 30/01/2026 00:03

Brilliant thread 😂🍆

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/01/2026 16:53

I need a screen shot 😂

CarlaH · 30/01/2026 17:09

When I try to look my browser blurs it out.

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/01/2026 17:14

Oh I’ve seen @Secretseverywhere video

its obv fake 😂

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/01/2026 17:16

Is this allowed 🙀🙀🙀🙀

StandingSideBySide · 30/01/2026 17:16

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/01/2026 16:53

I need a screen shot 😂

Would mumsnet allow us 😆
I could do one with a health warning ‼️

NovemberMorn · 30/01/2026 17:26

Secretseverywhere · 29/01/2026 13:51

I’m blaming OP but I did hunt down the episode and I can confirm it is an absolutely massive cock. For your viewing pleasure 😉

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9youmw

Thank you, that was nice.😏

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/01/2026 18:18

StandingSideBySide · 30/01/2026 17:16

Would mumsnet allow us 😆
I could do one with a health warning ‼️

No it’s not allowed. I added to my above post as obv been declined

MyUnderpants · 30/01/2026 18:27

It looks like a joke willy.

MsWilmottsGhost · 30/01/2026 18:35

buzzing · 29/01/2026 16:03

It has made me laugh a lot that under the Similar Threads suggestions is one titled “the big purple one” 😂😂😂

The Godfather 🤣

MsWilmottsGhost · 30/01/2026 18:42

CakeInMyHair · 29/01/2026 16:44

I'm a bit baffled that so many posters on here would want something like that? To me it looks grotesque and I can only imagine it would be painful and cause all sorts of issues (UTIs etc)

No thanks!

No one's saying they want to actually shag it though.

Its so big it doesn't even look like a real dick, it's hilarious!

Reminds me of using my mum's old tights to store onions.

BauhausOfEliott · 30/01/2026 19:49

Just Google the programme title and the word ‘prosthetic’ and there are loads of news stories about how it was made, for those interested - I mean, I know am.

It’s a shame it was Ser Arlan’s cock we saw, rather than a hotter character, but I suppose we can’t have everything.

BauhausOfEliott · 30/01/2026 19:51

MsWilmottsGhost · 30/01/2026 18:42

No one's saying they want to actually shag it though.

Its so big it doesn't even look like a real dick, it's hilarious!

Reminds me of using my mum's old tights to store onions.

No one's saying they want to actually shag it though

I’d certainly be willing to give it a go

Fifiesta · 30/01/2026 20:01

ImWearingPantaloons · 29/01/2026 13:55

It really isn’t my sort of show, so if you could let me know which episode and vaguely how many minutes in it is I’d be appreciative.

In the interests of science you understand

Straight away episode 2.
Are you asking for a friend?