Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Corriedale. A sorry tale?

[TellingBone]

So Celia Stick bit the dust
As Ray failed to quell his disgust
Now John is the prey
Our Kev needs to slay
And if April goes too I'm not fussed

John is so funny when he’s gullible 😂

C'mon Kev FFS

Oh shut up Vanessa so sanctimonious

Ooooh Robert. Kill him!

Phew🥵

To whoever asked if it was Monday yet, not yet. It’s Friday

Oh my god it's all kicking off. How can we wait until Monday?

Where is Kev? Robert will probably end up shooting Aaron or Kev if he turns up.

Robert can't shoot him til he finds out what he's done with Victoria and Harry

Jitterybugs FTW 🙌

Thanks @TellingBone BTW

Phew?! I'm about to explode at who is going to live and who is going to survive. I won't sleep a wink.

If I was in charge of Emmerdale I would have John trying to kill Robert a different way every week and it keeps going wrong in more and more hilarious ways.

Robert with that gun though

I don’t really care who dies 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cheers for the new thread TellingBone.

Must say Robert was looking particularly lush in that last scene. ❤️

Wonder where April is. Also - can't believe I'm saying this - I hope Kev is ok.

My brain is too exhausted to concentrate on Traitors after that 😆

There was too much going on for a 30 min episode. They could have spread it out over an hour long one.

I’m leaving the traitors for later. I was so confused last night because I was too tired to concentrate on it.

I wish they’d all have name badges on in Traitors. I can’t keep track of who’s who.

But not Robert

The only person I’m really worried they’ll kill off is Mackenzie. I can’t see them killing either of Robron unless they want a riot at the ITV studios. Maybe they’ll completely shock me.

Thanks for the new thread @TellingBone
It's all going on! I hope Bear isn't dead.
Glad Dylan actually did the right thing at last and told Laurel the truth. Pity they all didn't think to do that months ago, to the likes of Cain and Ross

The whole story was completely pointless.

Has someone already bumped Chas off? Not heard her screech for ages!

She’s gone to Weatherfield for a murder mystery weekend with Liam!

This is bloody genius. And on the way, annoying peripheralApril characters get accidentally offed.