Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Feck off Sarah

They need to do Corriedale now, Marlon could borrow Todd’s cameras!

Beat me to it!

Where did this Dingle washing machine appear from? Lydia doing a load of jumpers.

I can’t see Sam being lord of the manor

Sam talking as Kim is going to pop her clogs any moment!

Celia’s had a clean up

It has to be a trick. Surely Kim must know what they did.

We’re still just tools in their box

You’re right there Sam and Lydia, you’re a pair of tools

What’s with the history lesson Sam?

I would think Sam would be upset about Samson spending Christmas in prison but he doesn’t even get a mention.

😂😂😂

No one ever does when they leave a soap, same as in Corrie

Samson and Max will probably be sharing a cell in Corriedale

Where did Marlon magic up £2k from?

Rhona had to take out a payday loan for £3k last week. Surely not another one. 😱

Ray trying to give Cain evils😂

Awww Kim 😢

Don’t want to be morbid, but I have scattered ashes, no way would the ashes of a big horse fit in that tiny urn, really wish I didn’t know that.

Robron matchy shoulder shrug acting

I reckon Kim knows

Oops!

She does now!

Yes 😂

But you don't knock on Marlon's door Ray, he never locks it.

Get out of my pub

Gonna push ya daaan the stairs…