Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

So Matthew and Teresa went on the run from martin kemp because one of them killed Saskia with an ashtray or something.

I loved Tenko. When Mary stumbles across the turkey farm and poor Bear and his workmates she’ll think she’s back in Tenko.

Aye martin kemp done her in.

I googled and both matthew and joe went out with sarah. That's where I got confused with one real name joe and character joe.

Praying this is the beginning of the end now that Cain and Moira are on the case. So bored of it now.
So many characters missing lately, have all the regulars been given a few weeks off?

They’ve all been filming Corriedale!

Oh yes, but isn’t Charity in Corriedale and yet she’s been in normal Emmerdale. Mack has been missing for a while but not sure he’s in Corriedale

I cheered very loudly when Moira smacked Celia.
Why couldn't Bob and Caleb see she was fake crying.

He is. Shh don’t tell anyone. Maybe they thought he needed a break because he’s been stuck down a bunker and now his missus is pregnant with his new friend’s baby.

I’m not sure what spoilers are at this stage because the whole thing is so confusing!

I’ve been watching the interviews from the Corriedale event. Ryan Hawley said Kev is redeemable but John isn’t. Thank you Mr. Hawley. Now give us Kev back Emmerdale!

Corriedale, the adult version of the kiddie cupboard.
Anyone else think the doctor who treated Bear will raise concerns with adult SS?
Not that they could trace him. But I think everyone has an NHS number, and his false name and address wouldn't tally.

Pity they didn’t raise concerns while he was there. Poor Bear has been wearing the same clothes for months. He’d have stunk the place out while singing the praises of his wonderful son standing next to him.

Yes the doctor must have made a mental note at the least of how clean and well dressed Ray was compared to his 'dad' and there's such a thing as domestic abuse of parents/grandparents. But this is Emmerdale so all bets could be off. 🙄😷

One of our dogs came from a household of elder abuse, the son would lock his mum in her bedroom as she had dementia. He only visited her once a day.
The lady is now in a nursing home.
Poor dog had awful separation anxiety.

How awful @CherryogDog. I hope the son got told off by the social but at least the lady is being cared for is a nursing home now

Tenko is available to stream on "U" if anyone's interested.

How did I not know Joe Absolom was Ray and Matthew Rose!

Thanks. I might revisit it.

Thanks @Leavmealone I rewatched the first series a couple of years ago so I might be able to see the rest

I missed it first time around but following it on U now, fantastic series!

If you’re budgeting Sam, don’t have Christmas lights on when it’s daylight outside. Not the brightest Sam, every pun intended.

Why are they still not locking their bloody doors!

April going to school!!

Missed the beginning

Gabby’s on the Botox I see

Feck off Vanessa

Marlon could be gathering a pile of evidence by just having a hidden camera for Ray’s visits