Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Poor Kim - there is no one she can trust! I hope she turns them into the police, they deserve it.

Better hurry up and change that will Kim!

You ain't my Muvva...

Lydia getting her just desserts there!

Kim's played enough dirty tricks in her time.

You need slapping daahn

True

Maybe I’m an old cynic but is anyone else expecting all Kim’s absentee family and friends to turn up on Christmas Day laiden with Christmas parcels when she’s crying into her brandy decanter. Then they’ll all live happily ever after

Oh I sayyy..

I do wonder where this story line is heading.

I think Kim should shack up with Kev 😆

Let's hope all Ray and Celia's shenanigans implode on them before they manage to escape on New Year's Day.

Oooohhhh I half want Ray and Celia to escape now Celia has said they are taking April with them to Wrexham. Two birds one stone and all that 🤣

There's so much going on with Bear going to hospital, Moira and Cain onto Celia, Laurel and Ray back on, Dylan. All the little bits of evidence are falling into place to catch the nasty shits.

Kev as lord of the manor! 🤣

I love how Victoria is just walking around with her bump and didn’t even get a huge bag to hide behind

It would be legendary 😂

That would be brilliant. Nobody would ever mess with Kim again and live to tell the tale

I wish we were in charge of Emmerdale 😂

And I can just see Kev in his pinny baking lemon drizzle for Kim 😂

Sarah is so fucking annoying!
Poor Kim, I cried when she was scattering Ice's ashes.
Gone off Lydia and Sam

I would love to see Joe’s face

I wish they had done a who do you want to get killed off in Corriedale vote

I’ve never been keen on Lydia and Sam. I like them even less now

Trouble is they would have to get rid of half the cast of they listened to us

I was so pleased Kim didn't go easy on her. Lydia's behaviour was shameful, completely inexcusable - Kim is far from a saint but she was kind to Lydia. I hope Kim doesn't soften and take Lydia back.