Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

And if they don't ever stay at the farm, why can't the workers ever escape...

Too late Ray

WTF Laurel. Saying Ray is the best thing that's ever happened to her. She's forgotten Ashley already

Drinking out of wellies and shagging each other.

Jai amd Laurel should get back together. A much better match

Right. Cain's on the job. Everything will get sorted.

Finally!

Exactly.

Laurel is a silly cow. She's known Ray all of 5 minutes and knows nothing about him.

Those mugs that Cain and Moira were drinking out of and which Cain carried across a muddy field.

We have the same set at home - Denby Halo - and those mugs are around £24 each. I wouldn't be risking mine across a field thick with mud.

Yep. Rosa dimarco in eastenders and I cant remember his name in it but he went out with sarah.

Sam could nick them and sell them

In "otten.

It was so good back then. Haven’t seen it for ages.

Yeah but he went out with Teresa, Rosa's daughter.

I stopped watching it when Ronnie switched the babies.

Matthew Rose, he was in a storyline with Steve Owen ( Martin Kemp), he hit Saskia with an ashtray!

Ah dont remember that. I do remember fancying Gianni at the time. Then I watched him in the jungle and went completely off him.

Im gonna have to Google the name aren't I? I remember he had mental health issues I believe?

This is what I thought he was filthy that’s a huge safeguarding flag!

I'm old enough to remember Mary as Doctod Who's assistant and Jim Bergerac's girlfriend 🤣

I didn’t watch Eastenders but I’m old enough to remember her in Tenko in 1981.

I loved Mary when she played Blanche in Tenko.

Fantastic series. 👍

Im 41. I was 3 months old when eastenders started but remembered those storylines.

And his name was Matthew in it.

You're thinking of Joe Wicks, he had schizophrenia.

Joe Absolom played Matthew Rose.

That's the one. He went out with sarah as well didn't he?

Tenko was brilliant