Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Are you two out on the lash? 😯

No hour wait at the hospital pharmacy for the tablets?

Some day we will be

It did. Not sure what happened. Maybe I’m just excited to see Moira setting about Celia and having Cain back on the scene 😆

Claudette just wanted a nosey at the Mill 😂

I hope Caleb and Ruby’s fire is fake because that tinsel is very close to it

Chance would be a fine thing 😆

Hic

I've gone right off Lydia

Yay Kim’s faithful companion Lydia has changed her jumper

Kim are you nuts?

What? That’s so generous of Kim but is she telling the truth?

I think Kim knows what they did.

Lydia has finally changed her jumper.

This one will probably last until Christmas Day when the Christmas jumper will be back.

I may be in the minority but I've never been able to warm to Lydia.

Where is Mackenzie anyway?

If she has really, Lydia and Sam won’t be able to afford the bills. They can’t now

You're not on your own. Lydia's like a Temu Lisa.

Oh there we go, annual allowance

Lydia has always been annoying but now she’s annoying and devious

Kim is laying it on a bit thick there!

They have a penthouse?

Ah, so they have a penthouse in addition to the shithouse

I'm not being funny, but leave Home Farm to Lydia? So she can stuff it full of Dingles?

A penthouse and a farmhouse like a midden?
Do they ever go to the penthouse as Ray is always skulking around the village and Celia would look ridiculous rocking up at a swanky block of flats waving her big stick around.

And then 💥