Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Are medical records not all connected by computer in England?

These selfish pigs are really annoying sitting there with their gingerbread latte and poor Kim struggling on her own

Every time I see Dawn with Joe I just think about poor Billy

So no questions about his GP or address?

No, I don’t believe they are. Different trusts will have their own system but I do think that it should all be connected. It would be so much h easier

Or concern about him stinking of turkey shit after wearing the same clothes for months

Have the Dingles got no electricity? If so how come there are christmas lights?

What happened to the open fire at Wishing Well?

They were so poor they boarded it up as they couldn’t afford logs

Battery lights? I like battery lights in warm white, makes a nice atmosphere

They can’t afford to fix anything because there’s only three wages coming in to the mortgage free house.

Sorry quoted wrong post somehow

So who do we want to stick in the Corriedale crash? I think they will need a charabanc to rid of all the fuck wits.

That minging Always Discreet advert on again 🤢

😂 Zak never bought a log in his life

But can afford a fridge full of Stella.

Priorities

I can't stand watching how Bear is now. As goes as the acting is, it's gut wrenching.

Anyway, anyone old enough to remember when Mary and Ray were in another soap at the same time?

Bear's going to have to go into World-leading Hotten rehab centre for a couple of nights if/when he gets freed

At least he got a story. Some of them have been consigned to bit part characters like Jai and Billy.

So did Ray take Bear to Leeds hospital rather than Otten General?

Yep

I was thinking it was still the local hospital but would be one of several in the Leeds hospital trust .

Rachel was godmother to Belle? I also didn’t know that