Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Oh yay, another boring wedding

John’s beard looks too well groomed for a man on the run

What was that John just pulled out?

Plus he was kicked to bits by our Kev last night

Glad I'm not the only one who wants to know what that is

Where has John got all his medical supplies from? Has Rhona left the door to the vets open again?

If I was at home I’d rewind the tv for a closer look. But I’m at my son’s and it takes all my brain power to find the right channel on this tv set up.

Ronnie! Crossover!

Oh Belle's talking to Corrie Ronnie

Was it the failed bomb in John's bag? Or was that transparent?

Ooh Mack looks rather nice

I can't believe Laurel is the only one able to talk sense into Ray. I never saw that coming!

Ans: it wasn't the failed bomb

Hahaha at John bringing his own oxygen.

At least John's moved on from medieval wmd

Shame his world is about to come crashing down

Where is Kev to save the day

He’s releasing carbon dioxide, so breathing in on a mini oxygen tank. As you do.

He’s very handsome.

Come on Ray, stand up to the bitch

Just finish her off Ray, do us all a favour. Hit her with her own stick.

Im not a psychopath. Ummmmmmmmm

Come on Kev. Where are you?

Oh are you not a psychopath John? You're acting like one

No one cares about the wedding.