Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Where the fuck did John get all those syringes from?

It's bigger than mine was at 9 months!

It’s all building up for Corriedale. Corrie is the same, drawing it out until next Monday. Happy New Year you lovely people xx

Syringes r us.
What the?

He's always had a good supply of syringes in his murder van

Yes Happy new year to everyone. And Emmerdale writers-next year less grit eh?

Wish he’d just flatline. Know some of you love him, but he’s not my cup of tea.

So pleased that Ray is starting to come good but sadly he's done too much nasty shit to ever be forgiven and live happily ever after with Laurel.

I could have done without the fireworks at the end. I’ve got my son’s Labrador here. I’d turned the tv volume up high to try to drown out the feckin fireworks that have started already nearby. The poor dog is terrified of them and I’ve just given her a booming noise of them on the tv.

If the writers have a brain cell between them, then they need to utilise it to keep Ray. Laurel is so 2025😂

It’s Kev we love. Don’t think anyone loves John but he does entertain me 😀

Happy New year to you all. We've done it and survived a year of violence, murder and threat. Let's hope for more farming and animals for 2026.

Although I would happily welcome a couple of murders/deaths re Kerry, Vanessa, Sarah, Jacob, Victoria. Damn, we've all been turned into psychos 🤣

As DP said " don't you just hate it when you spend all that time making a bomb and it's as effective as a fleas fart".

I think I misunderstood your post @Middlemarch123

I don’t mind the psychos it’s the dragging stories out that I can’t stand

My cats are the same, the fireworks have started outside too. Be glad when it’s over for their sakes.

I didn't like Kev at all. But now I'm rooting for him 🤣

Aaron’s “I’ve been waiting years for this” 😭

Hope Ray doesn't stick around. He's done too much nasty stuff. Half the cast can fuck off.

Happy New Year everybody 🍾🍾🍾 Let's hope the Emmerdale writers take notice of what the viewers are saying in 2026.

Seeing as I'm always moaning about the writers [April's Ted Talks a case in point] I should be fair and give praise for how Kev's been written. Hugely amusing. Mind, it wouldn't have worked without such a good actor.

I agree. He has been written well.

Thank you @TellingBone , for starting all the threads in 2025, it’s my favourite thread on MN xx

Yes! Thank you TellingBone. These threads are what keep me watching Emmerdale.

Oh blimey don't! I happen to be around to do it 😁is all. I enjoy all your company here too. So you're very welcome.

They are the funniest threads on MN.