Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

That detonator looks like a toy!

He's bought poundshop batteries hasn't he?

Nothing is obvious in Emmerdale 🤣

Just run away April FFS

Johns gone to Erics shop for some new batteries.

You okay hun? 😂

Stupid April dropping her phone 🙄

Is April going to whack him with the bottle

U ok hun? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is that the rock whassisname was buried under?
Kev getting all philosophical.

Ding, ding, right answer 🤣

"Are you ok Hun?" 🤣🤣🤣

See what I mean? I have been a declared Kev hater since the start.🙄

I was just about to say that Eric

Forgetting I’m on a delay here on ITVx. She’d probably already hit Ray before I posted that 😆

She did 🤣

The fuck is Charity's bump all about?

Ah shit now Ray is crying

Oooooooo Ray's going all regretful.

John you daft plonker 🤣

Go Kev

Go Kev!

Come on Kev! We e been waiting for this 🤣🤣

Labour by 12.
Kev!

The syringes are back!

Kev is going to the flat isn't he