Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

So glad to have John back, his piss poor acting is really funny.

Maybe that's what all Corriedale will be about.

I thought the same JaneJeffer but I think he has grown genuinely fond of Bear and think this could cause a tussle of his emotions which may lead to Celia copping it.

Gordon Bennett, we had better be careful otherwise any Emmerdale writers on here may start thinking we are genuinely riveted by the current storylines.🙄

Another completely ludicrous episode.

Blimey, she's a strong little thing if she can lift Dwayne.
There was washing up to do so I missed most of it. Well I say missed...

Trust me @Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride you didn't miss anything of ang consequence, just the same old shit

Of course you would let your son play unattended outside with a madman on the loose 🙄

The levels of nonsense in the current storylines beggars belief.

For reasons only known to Sky our ITV is now the Meridian version

Surely that flashing red light under the car would have been obvious in the dark

I love Kev so much 😆

Poor Laurel

Maybe Laurel's declaration will be what makes Ray rethink everything

Pile ups more like Mackenzie

These 2 hyperventilating teens don’t half talk a load of shite

Is Ray making April dig her own grave?

He’s doing the honours

Scary music is back

You can finish April off but not Robert.

I don’t think either of these murder plans are going to work out somehow 🧐

I am seriously worried about myself.

Since John's return I am actually rooting for Kev.

I definitely need another drink. 😁

John has probably blown up a tree somewhere on 'otten Road.

Sláinte 🥂

I think we're all rooting for Kev 🤣

Oh dear John, didn’t work