Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

John very kindly provided Mackenzie with a bucket so I presume he did the same for Kev

Oh god don't put Lana in charge of the bomb disposal

I thought the same about Carla in Corrie, I would definitely need my tena lady pants on if I was a hostage in a soap😂

I don’t get it need to rewatch

Let me guess, Aaron will use the car instead of Robert and John will try and stop him. Predictable

I’d have a new year banger with Robert, to be fair.

I know a plan. Tell Paddy, you dumb pair.

Same.

Carla should have been floating out of that cupboard last night.

Join the queue

I didn’t see it yet but 🤣🤣🤣

Who has Ray got to kill now?

He reminded Jai about when he shoved Amit down the stairs and held him hostage and threatened to kill him. He conveniently disappeared back to India but we never saw him leave so I suspect Jai may have killed him.

Bear ☹️

I’m never watching Emmerdale in the kitchen again

I thought it was April

John's plan is ridiculous. Anyone could get in Robert's car with him. He'll probably end up killing Victoria and Harry.

Oh God who cares about that tosser. To think they killed Rishi off for that stupid story 🤬

Possibly. But Celia also knows Bear isn't loyal anymore as he lied about April.

Maybe he’ll drive it in to Corrie before the bomb does off and take out a few of them there

Kev will save the day

Celia said she’d sort Bear. Rays got dreary.

Anyone else think Ray will end up using the knife on Celia?

I’m not sure because he feels so indebted to her he probably won’t be able to do it even if he wants to

If by some miracle, dreary and her boyfriend manage to spring the slaves and call the cops, I insist that Celia must say “I’d have got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky kids”. Nothing less will do.