Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Put the darts on. It's far more exciting than this shite.

Quite a smart move for April.

Loving Bob rebuffing Celia.👍

Where are Jake and Sarah living now that they’re married?

It’s on in the sitting room hence me and the dog watching Emmerdale in the kitchen 😬

They didn't get married

They didn't get married.

I’ve put the tumbler dryer on @RaraRachael , it’s riveting.

They didn’t? I did miss an episode so maybe that was the episode I missed

I thought Eric was skint at one point. When he nicked Brendas money?

They were about to and Eric and Kerry came out the registry office just married so it all kicked off

Poor Bear is so brainwashed he’ll probably not want to leave.

It’s so feckin stupid. They could have told the police and let them deal with it all. It’s not just Bear that needs rescued.

Poor Bear is so brainwashed he’ll probably not want to leave.

It’s so feckin stupid. They could have told the police and let them deal with it all. It’s not just Bear that needs rescued.

He was 🙄

Would it not make more sense for April to tell Paddy his missing da' is 5 minutes up the road ratherthan trying to entice Bear away?

This is far too sensible. 🙄

These storylines are so ridiculous and no one acts in a rational way

John watching a YouTube video on how to make a bomb.

The Irish channel is just as bad and it’s ahead of ITV

Kev the voice of reason

A bomb

When they have these Soap hostage situations does anyone wish the person tied up would say FFS if you don’t untie me I’m going to pee my pants. They can last for days if not weeks without a mention of toilet

What did Eric remind Jai of?

Me!! I'm always wondering 🤣

Rishi's killer

So Victoria has gone on a year long spa break?