Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Let's hope so 🙏

I second that. I know people rave about April but I find her laughable.

I wonder what John's plan would have been without Kev? Wasn't Kev only brought back because he was a hit with the fans?

I can never get over the size of Kev's ears!

I can't see the writers bringing back Kev because he was popular. They would have known how unpopular certain characters were (she who must not be named etc) but persisted in making them centre stage.

Hold on Bear. The young uns are coming for you

Scenes of threat ahead lovelies.

@Jitterybugs2 brilliant! 🤣🤣

I’m on the kitchen telly and it’s all out of sync

The rock again

Sorry, but April in charge, nope,nada, not buying it. Wouldn’t put her in charge of the pick and mix in Tesco.

The rock needs to be in the credits at this stage

Hello

Oh I must be behind a minute or so. I hadn’t seen the rock when you said that. I’m watching at my son’s on ITVX

I love that rock @TellingBone . Just wish half the cast would be crushed by it.

Oh Laurel, just tell Celia to fuck off!

Egg hilarity commences

I love an egg joke 🤣🤣

Celia resorted to rock throwing

I think I’m going to change channels at the break because I feel like I’m watching a spaghetti western

Zombie bag carriers ahoy

ITVX can be a minute or so behind

Laurel is such a wet weekend. I don't remember her being this bad before.

I reckon it was April who threw The Rock to get Ray out of the way.

Kev calling John mad 🤣