Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Then tell the police Dylan you fuckwit

Oh no I’m of to see family in Wales for new year, don’t fancy bumping into sanctimonious Vic

Is Harry going to the spa as well?

Because this is Emmerdale where they never do what any sensible person would do.

FFS Dylan tell Paddy about Bear.

This tripe will have to conclude soon and now we've got the added rubbish of John and Kev.

Can’t wait for Kev to escape and give John what for

That’s what Robert said. I would have thought he was a bit young for spa treatments

Kids these days

Best laugh of the night was April claiming she could handle Ray and Celia.
No you couldn't you silly little deluded girl.

Ooh some scenes of violence next on Corrie

Emmerdale said scenes of violence but there wasn’t any!

Cos the story line has to be dragged out 😂

I’m recording Corrie because I need to know what’s going on for Corriedale next week

Me neither. Come on Kev!!

I wonder if Maggie Driscoll from the Rovers will appear together in a scene with Victoria so we can be sure it’s not the same actor

Just read the Corrie thread. It makes more sense than watching the program lol

😂

I don’t know anyone’s name unless they were in it for years 😭

So are Dylan and April going to break Bear out? Two kids against Ray and Celia 😂.

And John needs to leave Kev alone 🤬.

So instead of just telling Paddy where Bear is, that gormless pair are planning to rescue him.

Yes more ridiculous nonsense.

omg it’s like an Enid Blyton novel , hey kids let’s break bear out and solve the mystery of the missing bear and the capture the baddies

I want kev to save Robert, him Robert and Aaron become besties, then he tells Lewis he's his dad and he stays in emmerdale dropping his dry humour in to keep us amused amongst the storylines they drag on forever.

That sums it up perfectly 😅

They'd have to borrow Piper to keep the baddies at bay at the crucial moment. Also there needs to be a well with rusty rungs to climb down leading to the secret passage down which Bear and slaves will be led to freedom.

The one saving grace is that if Ray and Celia are planning on leaving on the 1st then we've only 2 more days of this crap to endure before they hopefully are unmasked.

What a load of nonsense !

Are we going to see the back of April? hopefully

Hope Kev breaks free and kills off John.