Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Well what far fetched shitfuckery will we be subjected to tonight I wonder 🤔

Well what far fetched shitfuckery will we be subjected to tonight I wonder 🤔

Did Mandy just mention Tina? Please no!

Yep

I had the same reaction!

What did Donegal do to deserve getting dragged into this shite

I’m very happy that Mandy and April can say Donegal properly. Must be the Irish blood 😂

Hi merry late Christmas all! No clue what's happening except John.has kev tied up and has kevs gun.
Can we gave whip round to send April drug dealing in Outer Mongolia?

Bejeepers yes Robert 😂

Harry has gotten big

Ohnoooooo! Not Harry!

Don’t go near the woods Harry 😱

Ominous John music. Would anyone one like a slice of my homemade brandy soaked Christmas cake during the break? It’s well lush, and might make part 2 more enjoyable.

John will have to snatch Harry as surely he will say he has seen John.

That sounds lovely 😋

A one way ticket to Outer Mongolia for ace drug dealer April sounds like a great idea.

Harry speaks!

Why on earth would Victoria not warn Harry about Uncle John? Particularly as he is still at large. Massive parenting fail.

I think Harry weirdly looks like the original Sarah his grandmother

Have you got marzipan @Middlemarch123?

Why can't Dylan just tell the police about the slaves so they raid the farm, arrest Celia and Ray and save Bear?

Of course there’s marzipan x

Crazy

Yes, he does. I liked her.

Count me in

Poor Kev getting the blame ☹️