Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Do you think John and Kev will get together, do lots of killing then get married?

Nah, Kev is going to be a hero and save the day.

I was just saying they’d make a great couple. Kev isn’t really into killing people though unless they’re Aaron 🤣

Definite chemistry I'd say

Laurel is pathetic standing there like a naughty child being told off by Celia.

I'm really hoping April disappears along with Ray and Celia.

Good thinking!

I'm confused, I thought charity took a paternity test showing Ross as the father, so why does Vanessa and charity keep saying mac is the father, did I miss something along the line.

@Livingthebestlife Ross is the father. But letting Vanessa think it's Mackenzie is slightly better than knowing Charity is a cheat as well as a liar.

Don't think there's been a paternity test unless I missed an episode or was too busy scrolling MN at the time 😂

Thanks I missed that completely!

Thanks for that I was thinking had I missed something.

Charity faked the paternity test as Ross wanted evidence rather than just her word.

I don't remember aa paternity result letter arriving.

However I don't remember hearing a hip flask mentioned tonight

There was definitely a letter in the post and then Charity gave Ross a fake letter.

Yes I remember that and then he shoved it in a drawer in Butlers so no doubt Cain will find it at some stage.

That would be a very unusual courtship 😃💑 but hey it could work! Sooner or later though that rifle will be fired and hit it's target. Please don't let it be Robert. 🙏

Belated happy Christmas everyone! I have now caught up and read from page 13 to present. Very useful recap. Hope you all had a lovely Christmas.

And happy New Year! 😊

What do I think will happen on Emmerdale? Well, hopefully Kev will stay and John will get bumped off. Celia and Ray will try to abscond with April and Dylan and the barn dwelling slaves. I wonder will the Corriedale massive car crash be the result of them trying to get away? I don't watch Corrie so it will be interesting if they blend two major story lines.

I was thinking that if John and Kev get together their portmanteau could be Joke?

Might have to restart watching Corrie ahead of Corriedale. I finally gave up when sick of the interminable Carla and Todd storylines and the introduction of the new lot at the Rovers.

John's idea is he kills Rob, then Aaron is so distraught that John comforts him and they get back together?? Has John forgotten that he's already a wanted man by the police?

Does Sarah have a job/study? Thought it was crappy of her to leave her pregnant 50 year old gran to do all the tidying up after Xmas party alone.

Sarah has tuned into a selfish young madam.

hello

Just here for the comments, better than the show

Evening all

Is this Donegal Dingle storyline because Lisa was in I’m a celeb?

Hi everyone