Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Come on Marlon. Be suspicious. Ray is not charitable.

Don't kill Robert!! 😱

I thought you always said you weren't a murderer John! Put the gun down!

Kev will probably escape and die saving Robert

I don’t think he cares now, he wants to kill Robert

John spends a lot of time aiming doesn't he? Just aiming, not actually firing.

Noooooo

The Corriedale ad kinda ruins the suspense

That hip flask sounds like it would deflect a bullet

Come on Kev!!!

Oooo Kev is free

They do keep mentioning the hip flask!

Yes. It was the mentionitis that set me thinking

I’m shouting at the telly 😂

He will have missed his meds thanks to John 😭

Jacob and Sarah are such spoilt little kids.

Kev does not look happy...

Why is Jacob in a huff? Didn’t he and Sarah do the exact same thing?

Exactly 🙄

I have zero interest in Marlon and Rhona

give me the psycho husbands

John will have to save him now

Aww Kev no. Stay with us

Celia is letting the evil out in public

Will be her downfall

Why didn't Laurel tell her to watch her fucking mouth rather than look like a chastised toddler?

Because she's a wet lettuce