Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

What I want now is the final shot of the day being 'Aiden' waking up from his coma and staggering down to Wishing Well

Poor Aidan 🥲

Maybe not Wishing Well. Woolie would be better.

John and Kev could be deadly working together

Maybe they'll fall for each other and sail into the sunset

I think it said something like she would be home alone and thinking about the past. This is the link. I don’t think any spoilers but click at your own risk

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/emmerdale/a69686095/emmerdale-spoilers-kim-tate-bleak-christmas/

Oh STFU Vanessa.

John lurking again!

How old is Kyle to get a car?

I wonder what John put through the letterbox

A note saying Charity is liar and the baby is Macks.

Really enjoyed that, especially Kev and John chatting 😅

He’s a fast writer isn’t he?

Poor Aiden has been completely forgotten about. What was the point of bringing him in?

DH said Space 1999! 😂

I thought it was a great episode - lots of humour done really well, some touching moments and a bit if excitement. Minimal April/Marlon and no Celia 😄

I was also tickled to see Kerry wearing the same Christmas jumper as me!!

I quite enjoyed Emmerdale tonight but I think they like doing a normalish (for soaps) Christmas, they save their big stuff for other times.

Cain said something about being able to drive it in 3 years so he must be 13/14?

Def thought last nights was the best in a fair while.
However....

Jacob and Sarah - How come they get to be pissed about Erics wedding when they didn't tell him about theirs? They can't be mad that he upstaged their day when he didn't know about theirs so he didn't do it deliberately did he?

And Christmas Day food - Does nobody (except the Dingle pub dwellers) have a Christmas lunch/dinner? The Dingles (Not the ones at the pub) were sharing a bowl of crisps, the Dingles (Cain collective) seemed to be eating roast potatoes and Yorkshires with their fingers whilst stood up.

Ah well, atleast the psycho twins are back. Happy days.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Well, it was good to see John back. 2 psychos together. Aaron and Robert certainly knows how to pick them 😂

I actually don't know who is the biggest nutter out of John and Kev 😂

Vanessa will get the blame for John's note won't she. I'm surprised anyone tells Vanessa anything as her default seems to be getting pissed and shouting out secrets.

Scenes of violence at 18:30?

Woo hoo!

I wonder if Reuben would ever come back into the show but I guess that means we’d have Chloe back too

Reuben is lovely, shame about his mum

Snap @JewelleryCat 😀