Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

That cardigan couldn't be more boring if it tried!

Aaron is looking well. All that working out with Robert

Joe 😂

Kim has definitely got the Christmas spirit! All is forgiven!

Ahhhhhh.

Aww Issac

Piper, there he is, aw bless his cotton pawsies.

At least we now have seen Piper

God, Laurel is such a wet fart.

Get to the good stuff FFS

Kim is far too forgiving??

Poor Kev

😵

Robert is hardly responsible for that so I’m saying John

Now we’re watching, I feel like I can say I read about a different Christmas Day storyline for her, not this with being at Wishing Well

Poor Bear

Ray playing charades while his slaves are in misery

Ugh Mandy

Is Vanessa going to get pissed and blab?

John!

Here's Johny

Come on. This is the stuff!

I knew it!

Oh my word. 😱😱😱

What did it say?