Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

A cardi! 😂They do read here

Weatherfield! The crossover lol

So far so festive. Bring on the murder.

Awful top Jacob, just saying.

What a brat Jaycub

Sarah is just as annoying as ever. I forgot to watch yesterdays episode, is it worth watching?

Computer says no

Jacob going for the Star Trek look.

Here’s the thing Kim, and I like you, but doors have things called locks. They take things called keys 🔑 try it.

If you like Kev taking potshots at Aaron

I might. That’s tomorrow sorted

Where is Johnny?

I am here !! 🍾😂🌲🌲🌲 .
HC everyone x

Chas putting her head out the window shouting Happy Christmas is what Scrooge did in Christmas Carol 😂😂..

Might not make it to the end as we are dining late and potatoes will be done at 7. !

Cardi B 🤣

Lovely plain grey jumper for Chas. You did well Liam, it’s nearly as drab and dull as her.

Creepy cottage and someone tried up. How festive lol

I think I like the haunting music.

Was that Kev or Robert ?

Thought Kev would be sat in there draped in cobwebs like Miss Havisham

Robert all trussed up like a turkey

Is that Wylies Farm?

Looks like a haunted mansion!

I watched Gogglebox earlier, they were watching Emmerdale, all a bit baffled, and couldn’t follow it. Mary said, ‘this is horrible TV nutty, it’s very depressing…”

Ooh love the music and the spooky decor. Happy Christmas Paul Roundell 🥂

It's The Carol of the Bells....my favourite Christmas carol.

There was also abody on the sofa ...doesn't bode well.

She’s a strange woman