Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Has Kim kicked Dawn and the kids out too?

Charity got a bump on the head as well

I thought John?

Is Joe going to propose?

Is Joe about to propose?

If so it's all happening tonight. 🙄. I am sat here trying to calm the excitement. 🙄🙄

Where did that fish appear from?

@Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride and @Jitterybugs2 thanks

I think Laurel could do with some cushions on that sofa

Aww Robert 🥹

Finally! Well done Charity!

Go Charity. Been dying to say all that to Sarah for years

Well said Charity 👏👏

Yes Charity! Tell her what we've been saying for months!

Ooh he is ! 😂

Anyone cheer at Charity there? They must read mumsnet!

Fiddle. Sticks. 😂

Poor Billy is all I’m thinking

Charity was excellent giving Sarah what for 😂😂

Kev!

Kev is back! Yippee!! 😀🤣

Kev in the bushes !!

Yes Kev !!

Kev my man! Hope they don’t kill him off.

Kevvvvvvv! On the way back from Mannys funeral.

They do love people hiding in the bushes 😂