Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Doesn't sound like Christmas day will be anything special then if it's being released at 6am like normal.

Eastenders isn’t released earlier either.

Missed the beginning. Why is Ross so het up about Seb?

I love Lewis’ dickie bow

How is it Ross’s decision? I know him and Rebecca had a relationship but that was it

Fell asleep and missed the start .

Dad of the year Ross who brought his son to the knuckle boxing is criticising other people’s parenting

I missed Friday’s episode what happened?
does Kim know that Sam and Lydia organised the snares and hunting party?

Fight fight fight!

Yeah, they are dead to her.

Yes Lydia confessed while Kim was gushing about leaving her Home Farm when she dies

Oh FFS Kim

This is boring.

Why is Kim mad at Joe?

Is it because he told Vanessa to put Ice down without Kim saying goodbye?

Has Celia walloped everyone on the head with her stick? They are all acting weird.

Who thinks Kev is back?

I’m waiting for a knee replacement. Lydia isn’t filling me with confidence that I’ll be able to pour a drink from my crystal decanter while I’m hobbling about on crutches here on my own 🩼 🩼 🥃

Oh yeah I had already forgotten about that 😆 but it wasn’t his fault that Ice got hurt

🙏 a Christmas miracle

True but I think she also heard him bragging about taking over while she recovers and she didn’t like that

Leave all your booze within reach before you go to hospital

Good advice 😆

They’ve pumped up Charity’s baby bump another few weeks since Friday

Glad to be of help 😂🥃