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EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

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Southeastdweller · 17/12/2025 10:25

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

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Southeastdweller · 05/01/2026 09:19

Jean’s Miss Marple thing today was boring and unfunny. I find her so annoying.

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NowNumber5 · 05/01/2026 10:04

Yep, I feel the same @Southeastdweller re Jean.

Why is Linda only going around with just Annie?
Has she forgotten she's got Ollie?
All this hoo-hah about Annie needing to spend time with her family, what about little Ollie?!

How crazy is it that Kat is jetting off to Corfu to hunt Chrissie down 🙄(convenient way to write in some Winter sun for Jessie W!)°
And why wouldn't Alfie and the boys be downstairs seeing her off, instead of just standing at the window waving 🙄🙄

Shellingbynight · 05/01/2026 10:08

Kat going off to Corfu is ridiculously similar to Alfie jetting off to Spain to 'find Zoe'. So the storyline goes nowhere for weeks, both Jessie and Michelle are probably on their holidays.

NowNumber5 · 05/01/2026 10:13

I'm glad both Lauren and Oscar have got the measure of Max.
He's such a user. His poor kids.
Linda would've been better off to keep schtum about Annie's parentage!

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2026 10:34

It’s made the death of a character a bit of a farce.
I was hoping that the Doctor would section her.
Why was Jasmine on crutches at first ?
Jean should let the police do their job.
I would have called this hotel and tried that first , but I guess they can’t give out any information and by the time you get to Corfu she wouid be gone anyway
Such a poor script today all round and a poor excuse to write out Kat.
Max’s tie made me laugh though , more like a Nigel tie.
Ollie , nobody cares about him anymore ! :(

NowNumber5 · 05/01/2026 10:45

I did notice Max glancing roof skywards when Yolande said children should not die before their parents.

Good on Oscar for calling Max out!

NowNumber5 · 05/01/2026 10:48

@the80sweregreat I think you mistook Jasmine wheeling in her luggage case as crutches lol 😆

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2026 11:12

Now, oh probably! Lol
Looked like she was on crutches.. lol
Has she told her adopted mum she is now living in an overcrowded place where her dad died ( that she didn’t know about ?)
Is she still working in the Albert ?

NowNumber5 · 05/01/2026 11:26

80s That's really made me laugh, I can't unsee it now! 😂

To be honest, I don't think anyone is working at the Albert at the mo!
They're all too busy hanging around the square, looking shifty/mopey/hard done by, and that's just Max 😆
Although he did say to Linda something about going on a job hunt (so obviously currently unemployed, where is he getting the money to stay at PP, and to pay off the stolen charity money!)

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2026 11:29

What was Max doing in Devon for money ( apart from helping neighbours with spiders?)

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2026 11:34

I did roll my eyes at a E laine / Ian / Kathy feud. Why wasn’t she cooking her breakfasts instead of hanging around with Ian ? Poor Marie all by herself.
I would have reported E laine for that stunt though.
Im sure you can’t do that? I’ve never seen it in my high street and we have a lot of independent businesses doing food.

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2026 11:39

Again, apart from Jean , nobody really mentioned Zoe and they always get a cab to airports when the train line is around the corner and cheaper ( with their one case or bag) that would take them to Gatwick or Heathrow. Stansted maybe not as easily, but no it’s always a cab isn’t it!

murasaki · 05/01/2026 13:36

They could tube it to Liverpool St and get the Stanstead Express. I dread to think what's been racked up in unnecessary airport cab fares over the years.

Shellingbynight · 05/01/2026 13:43

They could use the money saved to install CCTV in the square😆

NowNumber5 · 05/01/2026 13:56

Shellingbynight · 05/01/2026 13:43

They could use the money saved to install CCTV in the square😆

That would eliminate 95% of their storylines! 🤣

burblish · 05/01/2026 13:58

Aaaargh, the money thing drives me bonkers on Eastenders! They're apparently all skint, which is hardly surprising as most of the characters either don't work, rarely seem to work and/or probably don't earn a huge amount for what they do. That's fine in that it fits with the intended profile/set up of the show. But the same skint characters also buy breakfast and hot drinks in the caff (make it at home or take a flask to your stall!), do their weekly shop at the Minute Mart, drink in the pub/Albert/Harry's Bar most nights, get all their laundry done via service washes at the launderette, take black cabs everywhere, go on shopping sprees "Up West", can spring for weddings and surprise parties on a moment's notice (always with champagne!) and go off on long holidays and breaks (apparently with their jobs being held open indefinitely while they're away).

One minute, Kat can't afford a few k for a PI to find MySon, and the next she is heading abroad for who knows how long in search of Chrissie. Stacey had to do webcam work because the combined contributions of her, Jean, Freddie, Harvey and, at times, Eve, Big Mo and maintenance from Martin and Ricky (via Jack), wasn't enough to cover the Slater household expenses, but she could afford to rent a separate flat for weeks and pay off whatever Zoe ran up on Stacey's credit card, and now Jean's income and presumably maintenance and benefits for Charli are enough to pay the same amount of rent (and the other bills)?

Someone please make it make sense!

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2026 14:17

Oh I do agree re money ! One minute they can’t afford it and the next they are having food out.
Jean has her grandchild and great grandchild living there needing money and she is a cleaner. At the moment she doesn’t appear to even do this. They may be able to claim benefits, but would it cover the rent and bills? The house used to be a Panesar one , but not sure who owns it now or if they pay rent still , but other things need paying for. The rest of them are the same , the only one who seems loaded is Nicola and most of that is from the club. At least Kathy mentioned that she is taking over the launderette ( cabs too maybe ?) but most of them seem to live on fresh air or bills are simply not mentioned. Any occasions such as weddings etc are generally fairly arranged quickly with nice outfits and dresses too! It is another world isn’t it.
Don’t get me started on the businesses that seem to run themselves as well.

Shellingbynight · 05/01/2026 14:27

They are all loaded until suddenly they aren't for plot reasons, and have to become a webcam girl (Stacey) or eat out of bins (Denise).

Eastie77Returns · 05/01/2026 14:45

The money angle has never made sense on EE. The only thing that is consistent is Phil’s magic safe which never, ever runs out of readies and there is always at least £20k in there for someone to steal.

@burblish I’ve said before that IRL Jean would not be able to afford that house. Walford is meant to neighbour the borough I’m from and it’s a minimum £2.5k to rent a house that size but I don’t think she would get the full housing allowance (about £700 a week for a four bed) because it’s just her and two children in the house. Not sure how it works but would benefits pay a grandparent in an under occupied house?

I always fly to Corfu from Stansted and to be fair you can get cheap flights this time of year but again Kat is meant to be strapped for cash. Always makes me laugh when characters fly of somewhere go and find someone. Find them how?? Just turn up in a random country and hope to bump into them?

Shellingbynight · 05/01/2026 14:54

Yes they make out that 'Spain' or 'Corfu' is the size of Walford so you can just walk into the nearest shop and ask for Zoe/Chrissie 😆

NowNumber5 · 05/01/2026 15:10

@Eastie77Returns aah, Phil's magic safe - where anyone can access it by a few random twiddles, a furrowed brow and maybe a proper look of concentration!
Same as the GP surgery's super secure patient access files! (Although admittedly that was helped by a rogue scrap of paper which just happened to have the password on!)

murasaki · 05/01/2026 15:20

Phil's magic safe is topped up twice a year when he harvests the fruits of his magic money tree.

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2026 16:00

The police on Boxing Day said to Zoe about Chrissie. She had warned them not to say anything, so not sure how her name came up tbh and why isn’t the police looking for her?

cramptramp · 05/01/2026 17:31

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2026 10:34

It’s made the death of a character a bit of a farce.
I was hoping that the Doctor would section her.
Why was Jasmine on crutches at first ?
Jean should let the police do their job.
I would have called this hotel and tried that first , but I guess they can’t give out any information and by the time you get to Corfu she wouid be gone anyway
Such a poor script today all round and a poor excuse to write out Kat.
Max’s tie made me laugh though , more like a Nigel tie.
Ollie , nobody cares about him anymore ! :(

Why were they writing out Kat? I thought she looked very ‘fresh faced’ today. If you know what I mean.

the80sweregreat · 05/01/2026 17:52

I just meant as in Kat having a break .. not writing her out for good!
Alfie was good today with Jean, but that will blow up won’t it. She is being unreasonable.

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