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EASTENDERS 78 - TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/11/2025 23:48

So max came back. Didnt obv see his identical daughter - annoyed everyone and left again till who knows when

As seems linda went for a weeks cruise and been away for 3mths but its fine as wont be fined or made to go to school with her youngest son

So we have Mitchell’s galore and mummy Mitchell is getting notches on her bed post with a few in the square 😂😂

And now she is pregnant. So who is the daddy

Teddy has taken the blame of killing okie for Harry

Suki and Eve want to adopt but will get the adopted child soon

Meanwhile Ravi been a naughty boy too many times and now turning grass to keep out of prison

Meanwhile we still have jasmine and whatever she is up to. She has worked at the gay club now for weeks but still hasn’t given in her id or tax details

Is it something to do with Cindy ?

Lauren and Peter gone on the longest honeymoon

Howie still has the thousands he stole off Patrick

Kat and Alfie still have the pub but obv need to pay back Stacey £100k or at least give her a share of the profits

Will Zoe ever find her abandoned son ?

Vicky still owes shaza thousands and def isn’t paying back £2k a month like she said

And now seems she has a crush on Zack - would shazza mind her little sis and brother getting it on ?

joel def wasn’t a nice boy and not sure how he can say he’s not guilty

glad Nigel has his wife and now to find someone for Phil. Prob be shazza - if she ever returns.

Assume she has some personal stuff going on in real life

can’t think of anything else but sure I’ve missed loads out

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the80sweregreat · 23/01/2026 11:53

Louise has Peggy ( Keanu’s girl ) and not sure if Courtney has any children?
I can’t imagine uncle Phil will be too happy to have Mark around. Grant slept once with Sharon last Feb and upset him. Mark will be a reminder of all that I suppose, but he is famillyy , so he may help him out.

Blondeshavemorefun · 23/01/2026 13:40

I said years ago they would bring back baby mark an here he is at 30

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the80sweregreat · 23/01/2026 13:49

Yep, 30 years on and Mark Fowler junior is back ( again )

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/01/2026 14:14

Jasmine is very sneaky and doe Patrick have that much cash he can write her a cheque

did fee for Elaine. I can’t rem why they split. Was it as he kissed Cindy

£50 for nugget and friend to go and spend

the way Ian ans Elaine snipe maybe they will get together one day

love and hate are two sides of the same coin

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the80sweregreat · 27/01/2026 14:20

I also can’t remember why Elaine and George split up. He did kiss Cindy once and told her about it I think , but I also think there was more to it all than that.
They sold up not long after it was refurbished. Must have made a fair bit on it !

the80sweregreat · 27/01/2026 14:23

Does Ravi get paid for being an informer? He must do , Priya never asks him where he gets his cash , he isn’t working and the restaurant was repossessed because of the tax problems, yet they live in that nice flat and he seems to have money to burn on treats and pizzas and rent etc. Being an informer must pay ok.

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/01/2026 14:34

Good point @the80sweregreat. He didn’t seem to work now

and again all have business’s right on their doorstep

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bizzey · 27/01/2026 14:39

E-laine had a ONS with polyester suit man which caused the break up .
She told George about it .

the80sweregreat · 27/01/2026 15:05

Oh yes, polyester suit man! Lol

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/01/2026 20:25

Oh of course

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the80sweregreat · 28/01/2026 09:03

Vicki and Zac work better as friends.
She seems to have a lot of luck with men!

Fernie6491 · 28/01/2026 09:53

Is it only me or was it unusual for Jasmine to get a cheque from Patrick. Granted he is older so may still use a chequebook, but very few people use them now and I can imagine someone of Jasmine's age not knowing what you have to do with a cheque!
Most residents on the square have wads of banknotes available at a moment's notice 😆

the80sweregreat · 28/01/2026 10:05

Maybe Partick didn’t want the faff of asking for the bank details or he may have just assumed she wouldn’t want to give them to him ( which I know doesn’t make a lot of sense as she was after money etc!)
It was a curiously old fashioned thing to do as cheques are not that common any more , but Patrick hasn’t got a safe full of cash ( or a bag) like the others do.
I am glad she gave it back to him though.
I did think she would take it

Blondeshavemorefun · 28/01/2026 13:24

so where Did jasmine go

shagging in the kitchen. Couldn’t they have gone upstairs to bed

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lazymum99 · 28/01/2026 15:42

I don’t know where Jasmine has gone but it had better be far far away

the80sweregreat · 28/01/2026 15:45

lazymum99 · 28/01/2026 15:42

I don’t know where Jasmine has gone but it had better be far far away

I second this! Hopefully on her way to Thailand!

mrswhiplington · 28/01/2026 16:39

the80sweregreat · 28/01/2026 15:45

I second this! Hopefully on her way to Thailand!

Yes, on a one way ticket.😄

the80sweregreat · 28/01/2026 17:05

Defo a one way ticket to Thailand !
Or to a galaxy far , far away ..

Blondeshavemorefun · 28/01/2026 20:18

Not without the money /cheq

so she can’t be far

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Upwiththisiwillnotput · 28/01/2026 22:43

I don’t think she’s gone anywhere.. this is not over yet!

the80sweregreat · 28/01/2026 23:09

Oh I’m sure that Jasmine will return once we are all at the stage where we have completely forgotten her.
What about Zoe ? Still no sign of her son. No way of getting out and people are thinking she did it.
Im not a fan, but you have to feel for her a bit.

bizzey · 29/01/2026 12:50

Prepping dinner a bit ago for the slow cooker.

DS (on late shift) come into kitchen and says ..ohh nice ..what is it ..

I said not sure yet (as in spicy Mexican or rustic English country) ..but it contains
sausages ....

Ohh he said ..
It's a sausage surprise !

I said...
I didn't know you watched Eastenders !

He looked at me like I was mad ..
And said ...

What the hell has a sausage got to do with Eastenders

😅😅😅!! ...I am still smiling..

I am easily pleased !

the80sweregreat · 29/01/2026 12:55

Bizzey! That’s funny!
It’s funny how they have certain jokes that run through the years isn’t it. Jean and her sausage surprise is legendary now.
Dh didn’t watch it for years, but his into again now and often has to pick my brains about various relationships and who is who. Jean winds him up no end though !

Blondeshavemorefun · 29/01/2026 14:56

I would love a surprise sausage !!

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bizzey · 29/01/2026 16:33

@Blondeshavemorefun ..!
It is pre -watershed !! 😅😅😁😜