It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

It really, really is

This is truly awful

This needs some Squid Game shit to give it some purpose. Have Grace shoot them with a crossbow if they don't recognise a satsuma.

Dire

Exactly 🤣

Sudden death - if only!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🖤

They may be talking about the viewing figures...

It's still not over! Make it stop!!!!!

Have to say I am not enjoying it so far.. what’s this tasting round all about!

I wouldn't want to eat cubes lemon, lime or ginger. The one who's not Antony got a bum deal there.

😂

WE WENT THROUGH ALL THAT AGONY JUST FOR A POXY 10 MINUTE ADVANTAGE?????

At least they didn’t give the ham to Gaz

You do grace. Look at the size of you 🤦‍♀️

Viewing figures plummet, the BBC think it's the lack of Gregg, he gets both Tess and Claudia's roles on Strictly, the Traitors, Question Time and News At Ten. I can see it happening.

JT obviously missing the Grocer as he's just described him there

Don't give them ideas...

They’re making me want to go and stick something beige in the air fryer…

Or do it like the jelly beans in Harry Potter, “It’s snot John, it’s snot.Thought it was earwax but I’m getting a slippery texture and an after flavour of olbas oil”

Ginger's head?

Im going to opt out of the programme and just watch this thread.

Wouldn’t fit in the drawer!

Grace can't move her face!

Anyone else not rate the pink earrings with the orange frock? Not sure they are compatible