MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

Haha he thought he cld talk his BS about finding himself.

wtf ? ‘It’s not really fair’ ?! Have I missed something?
he’s been a perfect gent in comparison to most of the men in there. He’s been no ‘worse’ than Leo or divan in terms of not being ‘enough’ for their women but he was given barely any time to do anything’wrong’ per se.
she didn’t waste her best years on him , I don’t get it

I don't understand this at all. Anita was ready to find the one, Paul was not, the end. And? Leigh has just said she wasn't ready for a serious relationship and that was all fine and dandy so why is Paul getting such a hard time? None of this is making sense.

Is she actually gurning though? Or is just that we've got so used to frozen faces we've lost sight of what a normal facial expressions look like? 🤣

Oh my sweet summer child, you expect sense?

Ixperts going in hard on Paul, rather than admitting that the production team are a bunch of wankers that don’t do their research properly and pair people together who will never work, just for ‘drama’.

I get she's disappointed but...he didnt call anyone a cunt, didnt fuck off on holiday with someone else, or shag Juicy Roo.
Or did he????! 😳

If he did then we know for sure that poor JR has lost herself 😭😭😭😭

Oh fuck off anita . What a crock

Leah giving Crystal a side eye there

Sadly, I'd believe anything of JR..

Well who would have predicted you’d all end up feeling sorry for Cabbage Bez?

That was a bit unnecessary, saying did she need to lower her expectations?

That’s really sad seeing him cry on tv when he hasn’t done anything bad to her.

What a load of drama over fuck all.

WAiting for his speedboat and bendy bully!

The subtitle for this whole season.

🤣🤣

Here to say thank you, didnt work, actually here to say sorry <tears>. Aww

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
bully’s special prize

Have there been any juicy recaps?

No.

None.

I really thought there was going to be some huge scandalous revelation then!!
(Not sure why given the lack of drama!)

He'd be lucky to walk away with his tankard and his darts after that performance

For fucks sake. What a waste of 2 hours.