MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

Maybe you're only allowed on the sofa if you said yes at final vows?

Why the fuck are these two getting to sit on the sofa???

Oh, Anita and Paul are on the couch!

Wait what?

Anita & Paul get the couch but couples that were in it until the end, don’t?

Make it make sense

No, coz Maeve. I think it's issues, couch, meh, not couch.

Well, that'll be the sofa smelling of cabbage now

Cabbage has zoned out already

Is this going to be some big revelation??

Oh god. I dunno if I can cope with Anita 🙄

Oh it's Anita being a drama llama

They shouldn’t even be here, pointless

So many of them in shades of cream and white, looks like they raided geri halliwells wardrobe

Clearly not, they left the 2nd week!

Obviously some grievances to air from Anita.

They’ve put them on the couch because of how Anita reacted last night for drama purposes/good telly.

🤣🤣

Paul is actually coming across so much better right now

Ooh Paul, you don’t jest about a woman being a big girl even if you didn’t mean it that way
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she has really taken umbrage at something she has no need to. It’s not his fault they didn’t fall in love

Ok Mel you’re redeeming yourself in my eyes

CabbageBez and his journey of self discovery. Podcast coming soon

You picked him for the show, Mel

Oh. Should have guessed. Allowed on the sofa if you're promising drama.

With smellovision

A one episode podcast, because the journey likely isn’t that long 😂

P thought it was a game show