MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

At least all the drama means we haven't had to suffer much chipmunk vomit.

Definitely

“How you doing awwight?”

Is that the best you can do Weese?

The gel. Reiss is a poet

‘Commotion in the club’ wish they’d filmed it, would love to see the true version

Actually I believe Reiss, given her plane shenanigans

Is that the new MAFS album?

I hope the footballer wasn't Ratboy....

She’s giving women in their 50s a bad name, most of us really don’t give a shit by this point.

I’m more concerned about by fine lines these bloody hormonal spots that keep cropping up rather than some NOT so silver fox that I knew for TWO WEEKS 🙄🙄🙄

Oooh. Those are two very different stories. Reiss definitely had a lucky escape by the sounds of it, from what he has said.

Heh, that would be funny

Yes I don’t think she has particularly nice features, they’re actually very strong and harsh. It’s the huge hair which draws attention to her. If her hair was straight no one would call her stunning.

Presumably Reiss got his Mum to tie his bow tie for him and that’s why it’s not loose this time.

Sounds like she was desperate for attention, he treated it as his get out of jail card. He was too much of a coward to say no at the vow thing

😂😂👏

Why is sarah wearing 2 lampshades?

She’s a nice we looking woman. She’s her own worst enemy.

If this is how Anita behaves I'm not surprised Cabbage Bez wasn't particularly interested in anything about her!!

Maeve 🤣🤣🤣

Maeve is being such a bellend

Shagging random men is no achievement. No one seems to have taught her that

Where is Ashley and Grace?

Did they break the contracts by leaving?

Table flip coming up

I’ll agree to disagree

Track 1 - Get Lean with Dean
Track 2 - Act like a ho with Joe