MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

He thinks it sounds better than I’m a distrustful lying rat.

Tbf in this scenario I don’t know how seriously I can take their cheating, it’s weird manufactured artificial love, marriages etc , I find that part really confusing but even so, they should be able to resist shagging other people until after filming ends , even if only out of respect for the concept of the show.

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Does anyone else do the "dong, dong" when they know a break is coming?

I'm not convinced JR enjoys sex other than as a validation tool. She talks about it too much, it's not convincing.

Dean will be hovering around by the end of the night and plying her with booze I suspect

What an odious little man rat Ratboy is

Yes. But it doesn’t seem to be about the sex. It’s about winning the pick me dance. It’s pathetic really

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Yeah, she was testing him from almost day one, I normally reserve that until the relationship has been run into the ground and I want to give it one more sputtering last breath.
oh. That’s what she did I guess, just sped up.

That and, as Browneyes says, validation. It's performative.

Keye's pissed Maeve off now by getting up

Except if it’s with Divarni, then she won’t talk about it.

Anita is being so dramatic, has she not seen this show before? Surely she knows the odds of being paired with a good 'un are slim, I don't know why she's making out it's all Bez's fault and she only wasted two weeks of her life anyway. I've wasted way more watching this shite year after year.

He'll probably get a sympathy shag. 😂

JR is actually quite sad and pathetic. Such a shame really

When he said “Julia-Ruth isn’t a bit of me” I actually think he was being honest (for once!)

I work in London and surrounded by these Essex types lads like Steven (not through choice, it’s all through work and friends of friends) Julia-Ruth is not someone these men would typically go for, at all. These men usually get very beautiful women despite their dire personality.

Forgot that. He had that coming TBF

I can't get over how much better Leah looks.

Dean will be like the bloke hanging around at the edge of the dance floor at 1.50am

JR is an incredibly beautiful woman? Not inside, but on the outside she’s a 10.

Agree, she looks softer

Yes, what’s the time gap between episodes?

Oh that's made me a little sad 😥

Steven telling porkies everywhere. The truth will out, waiting for April to be dragged into it.