MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Crystal looks better blond

Dean has gorged on the cake of victimhood

Well that's on you, ixperts.

Stevo in his pjs

Anita, get over it hun.

I thought Dean lost a bit of weight.
Crystal is so childish. 🙄
Anita, get over it, there is no guarantees on MAFSUK.

Rat boy in his pyjamas

Oh here comes ASBO Steve.

Least he had the balls to turn up, unlike Joe.

LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLLLLL

Anita wasted a whole 3 weeks!
Is she dying or something?

Steven is truly vile.

Maybe he was raging and had to make sure he kept the weight on or he would have reverted to Bastard Dean

April perked up at the sight of him.

Nasty nasty little Ratboy. True colors

I don’t know why she’s so angry with Bez, it’s not guaranteed that she would have found love instantly on there, it’s not completely his fault they weren’t suited

He's a nasty piece of work

Now they've all banged JR none of them want to admit they fancied her

He is lying

What have I missed? I am being forced to help with chemistry revision.

Steven, you absolute arsehole.

🤣 Well technically we all are every minute

But I'd be pissed off if I got Cabbage Bez for a week too

Steven is a nasty piece of work. And really nothing to look at

He is a football hooligan, the end

The Ixperts talking as if they had no place in Anita’s time being wasted.

Still love the 'Stole your face' line

Mel basically saying Steven is a liar