MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

We did not deserve to be subjected to more of Deans rapping

1 hour 40? Jaysus.

JR deffo took all the heat, April next or will she keep quiet?

It’s be worth watching if it was real fan fiction, but nobody famous enough to actually have fan fiction written about them would ever go on it.

Best there's some drama

I'm guessing Abi and John are the only ones together

I feel retraumatised already

Crystal with brown hair?

Davide's turn for the lace tonight.

I see JR has burned her bra

The only reason Reiss said stay is he didn’t have the guts to let her down face to face

Maeve's face looks different, Rebecca has a new customer I guess.

She never really needed one

The lighter hair really suits Mauve but speaking from experience, I dread to think what that peroxide looks like all dragged up in a bun as she basically lived in the apartments. Frazzled and straw mess, been there love 🤣

Now she’s Leah’s type

What a surprise re Reiss. Not.

Shocker! Reiss and Leisha didnt work out!!

Do we know how long after the vows this took place?

Looks like they are going to tell us before they show us the dinner party

I said they’d never see each other

Doesn't surprise me re Reiss and Leisha. Feel sorry for Leisha though.

They couldnt make it work?

wow. Shocker

I am shocked to my very core.

Why are we watching it this way?
I guess JR causes so much drama no one else got any time to talk so they had to cobble together a brief summary?

I’ve stocked up on snacks but even before it started I polished off a packet of jaffa cakes so I’m stuck with proper bbq lentil chips😓 but I feel like I need something stodgy like spotted dick and custard or steamed syrup sponge with custard, lol