MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

I need a gift for someone who's into diving and something for someone who loves crafty shit. At no more than £20 each as there are so many people to buy for. Oh, and a gift for someone who's into wine.

Yes! Sorry, I'm talking in the present as the episode airs. I haven't looked at any reactions or social media so pretending it's all happening now.

I like Davide's fresh haircut. He suits it shorter.

I’m dying to peep though, and I never ever usually look on SM when watching this

Oh, I am surprised that he is willing to move for Davide.

How does Keye afford that place? Rich ex?

Do you think Keye's friend had contacts? Her eyes are so pale!

Why are they painting Horsham as this tiny, backward hole?

6 figure salary dontcha know. He told us so.

He is wearing Tiffany and Carter jewellery and has a very good job. He can probably afford the flat.

Does that get you a 6 person shower in London though?

Could be shared ownership.

Poor Davide - cld you imagine Keye giving him a second look if he was serving him as a Flight Attendant (apart from maybe a shag). TBF he prob wld’nt even fly on the airlines Davide works on. He has no awareness how his arrogant comments about Greggs & Gail’s lands or how hurtful that is to Davide.

I'd have thought the fact that D is out of the country so much would be the biggest issue?

honestly! I was thinking the same thing, I mean it’s not THAT bad or THAT small 🙄

I was looking at this for a winey friend https://www.beacondown.co.uk/leaseavine

Think cheapest option is £45 though

Funnily that hasn't even been mentioned

He didn't specify which 6 figures it was, could be loads....

I assume it's rented. And one bed. Say 4k a month max?

Why can't Davide and his cats move in with Keye? Simples

As if K and D are going to say no. Come on!

Of course Davide has a studded leather bow tie!

Davide's hair is long again - continuity!

@dillite - I do a lot of diving… little things that would go down well with me would be a new neoprene desk strap or a personalised dive stamp. I always have a micro fibre towel with me, so maybe a nice dock and bay, and I always use a buff to cover my hair.
What I’d really love though is a little bottle of baby shampoo or washing up liquid on a clip… like you can get for hand sanitiser. I saw a woman with one on holiday this year and was very jealous!

Yes! Exactly what I thought. Curvy? Ffs

More toilet paper!