Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

Everyone was right. He isn’t dying so why let Robert think he is? Just so he won’t go back to Aaron?

He's not dying!!

Now gormless Liam is under his thumb

She's going to beat him with her big stick.

Liam is so unprofessional there is no way he's not going to tell either Aaron, Chas or Robert. Or all of them. Then we'll have fireworks.

There’s only one way out of this mess. They’ll need to bring John back for a few days to bump him off

So if Robert hadn’t appealed he’d still be in prison and Kev would be out

There's obviously something going on that we are not privy to. Kev, as hilarious as he is, also gives off very controlling vibes.

He’ll probably announce it in front of a packed pub

Kev thinks Robert is his property

Aaron will have a long time to wait for Robert now! Kev obviously didn't trust Robert would want him without the promise of inheriting his money in a short while.

If John comes back to deal with Kev were going to have battle of the psychos.

Going by Ray’s body language when he’s around her it probably won’t be the first time.

Bring it on!

I’m just thinking that if Robert finds out it’s going to give him a legitimate reason to break things off because Kev has lied to him.

Also thinking that Jai and Laurel might get back together eventually after being messed around by their current squeezes?

Thanks for the new thread @TellingBone
I had a feeling Kev wasn't actually dying. He does make me laugh sometimes though

I knew it. What does Ray and Laurel look like? I didn’t watch it afew years ago so I don’t really know her.

I loved that awkward moment when L , R and M were slagging of Ceilia at the dinner table ... And asking Ray if he has come across her. and Ray had to admit that she is his mum 😅🤣🤣🤣 !!

Did Claudette ever accept her grandson being gay ?

I always thought she was a bit off about it , but is now embracing same sex marriage vow renewals .

Edited as phone decided to change my word !

When Kev started saying his vows , I thought he was going to recite the Roberta Flack song ...."The First time I ever saw your face "

I burst out laughing when he continues with wanting to smash Roberts teeth in 🤣🤣

@bizzey Did Claudette ever accept her grandson being gay ?
I always thought she was a bit off about it , but is now embracing same sex marriage vow renewals .
i thought that too! It’s very bizarre! Honestly their script writing (and memories) are terrible!

I remember when Matty and Amy wanted to get married in church Claudette was wasn’t happy about it but then she eventually apologised and accepted them. I can’t remember how she was with Ethan but I think they had a good relationship?

It was very funny when she told Charles his ceremony was adequate and he gave her a dirty look and gulped down his champagne

Back to "The baby" - sorry I hear you all groaning - but how on earth does Charity think she is going to pull off giving the baby to Jacob and Sarah?? Totally bonkers! 🙄

The way Charity was looking at the scan photo, I’m wondering if she’s going to change her mind and keep the baby. If she did, it would blow the family apart

Yep 💥 it’s going to happen at some stage

I think I remember her not being ok and him giving her a (very patronising) sermon. And then she was and then he died and she was eaten up with regret.