Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

Isabel plays Victoria

Ray was once a boy like Dylan. Then Celia groomed him.

When I first saw your face I wanted to smash your teeth in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh Kev

Thanks, I genuinely did not know her actual name.

Victoria

Can't decide who I dislike the most - Kev or Ray.☹️

So no Emmerdale AGAIN next Thursday.

Bloody football. 🤬

😂 he’s hilarious

I like Kev, even if it's just for the hug he gave Aaron 😂😂

Oh no, not again. Why, just why?

Yes the hug for Aaron was sweet.

Wish they'd stick the football on another ITV channel 😡

That is a shit victoria sponge that Victoria has made

I thought Kev was going to collapse into the cake then

So is Kev only saying he's dying because he doesn't want to take the beta blockers?

Claudette’s hat is so cute

They wouldn’t have let him out of jail if he’s not dying would they?

Celia has taken to hiding in the open now.

Oh Celia is spying on Ray! She doesn't want to lose her control on him.

Ryan is just pissing himself 😂

Edna vibes wearing a hat.

Ray is in big trouble when he goes home to Celia

Yep!

So Kev isn't dying then

Thought as much. Kev isn't going to croak any time soon