Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

Ah!!! How did that happen?
I wanted them to escape and end this shit

I was expecting Celia to be there

FFS it’s never ending. They’d have been better beating up Ray outside then escaping in daylight

Oh so now they've noticed that Dylan and April hang around with Ray 🙄

What did Bear do that for?

Why don’t they just charge him

Oh Bear

It's ridiculous. They could all overpower Ray.

They need Ray to drop round to buy a turkey. He’d have this shite settled in a few minutes

Aaron doesn’t know when to zip it

Dread to think what Celia and her stick will do when she finds out

Who did the sword hit?

Robert I think

FFS Bear!!

They could over power Ray c’mon boys…

Robert. Did you not recognise the unconvincing "ow"?!

Jeez now Kev has slashed Robert 😜

No lol. It’s been quite a boring and frustrating episode

Hope Liam has got his doctors bag with him

Where’s John when you need him

Liam does have his doctors bag. He's even got gloves on 🤣

Where did Liam get the gloves from?

Shouldn’t they have a dog?

So Dylan rang the cops then

I feel like this has been on for hours

Well, New Hot Copper will just go away wont she? Thought she was looking for Caleb?