Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

Not a drop of blood has seeped through the dressing on Robert’s arm .

I was wondering who called the police. I think you might be right about Dylan. Perhaps he's finally wised up and will be the one who brings Ray and Celia down. Thanks to his chat with lovely Billy.

Celia will impale him on her stick

That sweatshirt is gorgeous on Robert

Did the cops just fuck off?

Can Liam not give him a lift? He’s a fast driver

😂

I love when Joe bullshits Sam 😂

Is that Kev gone now? I hope so.

Tell him it were all Jason Donovan’s fault Sam

Kim won’t tolerate Joe firing Sam. She’ll make it up to him by booking Jason Donovan to do a gig in the Woolie once she knows that’s why they needed money

It's almost like you've watched Emmerdale before 😂

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What a load of baloney this episode is. The stuff af Celia's farm just goes on and on with no end in sight.

Client in Manchester

So that's Laurel's 'sexiest dress' is it? Righto

Is this how Joe gets back in everybody's good books... buying Jason Donovan tickets?

I wonder if they’ve got Jason’s permission to use his name so often in recent days

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I should be keeping up with Corrie for the crossover but I can’t be arsed

I don’t blame you. Corrie is depressing as well, especially with the Becky stuff

Yeah

So does Ray actually have a soft spot for Bear? He keeps having little chats with him and seems to have an affection for him that he doesn't have for the others.

We’ve all used it a good few times here as well. He’ll be loving the attention

Missing you already Kev you fucking legend

Maybe the client is Debbie Webster and the trees will end up in her hotel