Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

Poor Eve. No one believes her

Robert looks gorgeous 😍

Marlon and Jai use the same hair dye

Awwww poor Kev

Poor Kev.
What's April doing in the police station?

Oh, April in the police station

Grassing up Stickler and Rainbow.

Lock her up. Give us some reprieve.

I hope Kev finds out about Lewis soon. It’ll give him someone else to focus on.

Poor Eve, poor Kev.

I was enjoying it being an April free zone but sadly it didn't last.
Hopefully she's been caught dealing as they probably thought she'd escaped from her primary school and if will bring this shite to an end.

Sorry, can't feel sorry for Kev.

See, I almost joined the rest of you with the poor Kev when Kev was crying... But then I remembered he's a bloody psycho!!

I am watching ITV live tonight as I keep missing the adverts that you are all talking bout.

Still missed the Waitrose one !!

But he’s a lovable psycho

When Kev said you’re pregnant I’m pretty sure that was Chris messing around 😂

I sighed when we saw April. Thought we were going to go a whole week without seeing her face once. I reckon she's been arrested drug dealing.

How long before Aaron blows a gasket?

Who's going to blow first? Aaron or Kev?

Sorry but personally I'm thrilled Robert has finally given Kev the heave ho.

Just waiting for him to sod off altogether now.🙏

Kev can't sod off !
He has to stay and be a dad to lewis !!

Oh no just when I thought we'd get rid of Kev I'd forgotten about the beyond ridiculousness that he's apparently Lewis's dad.

Exactly!

He said that nobody ever stays with him but I’m sure Lewis would be delighted to have his dad around.

Noooo!!

Lewis can stay in his own bubble with Ross as his bro.

Who would want fleabag Kev as his dad? 🤮

I can see a beautiful relationship brewing between Kev and young , vulnerable, desperate for a biological relative, gullible , naive sensitive Lewis !! 😅😅..

Why could go wrong ?!

Nothing ...he has the Vicar and his mum to guide him through !!!

I am more looking forward to the Kev/Lewis outcome than the Bear or April outcomes
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