Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

It's not on tomorrow

This is not early evening viewing.

FFS this is brutal

So did Kev set those beatings up?

I'm confused about something. Kev said he got early release due to his health condition, but we now know he's not likely to die anytime soon. So was he actually released early?

Kev could give Marlon a run for his money in the arm flailing stakes

Why did Kev just stab himself?

I'm only half watching so no idea what's going on

To make Robert think it was because of him

Because he's a manipulative bastard and he doesn't want to lose control of Robert.

He told Liam he had served his sentence

He told Liam that he had served his full sentence so was due for release. He lied about it being an early release

Kev is a nutter

Well we knew that from the off 🤣

He lied to Robert about being released early saying he’s terminally ill. He was released under normal circumstances. He’s not dying. He’s got a heart condition that’s controlled with beta blockers.

So what do we think will be Mandy’s storyline away from Emmerdale while Lisa Riley will be in the jungle?

Faith!

Ahh

Joining Brenda and Cathy on their never ending cruise?

Hopefully on remand for killing Celia

Oh Robert, you can't help yourself with the lies 🤦🏻‍♀️

Yes! 🤣🤣

It’s Dylan isn’t it

Shit! Lewis is his son 😱

Let me guess, Kev’s son will turn up. Oh my god, is it Lewis?