MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

Of course they are staying. 🫣

Nicole is Crystal's miserable mate.

No what she does best is tell people that she is reflecting, whilst not actual being reflective.

I’d tell him to take his 80% and fuck off 👊

More like 30%

To be fair to Reiss, he's always been clear about this.

[Evil laugh]

Nah, had to resort to a nip of brandy to see me through this show. The cat’s trying to cover my ears, so I can just admire Leah’s tracksuit in peace.

That face! Looks like a curse is unfolding, stop with the tweaks

I think Reiss was quite tactful then.

I think Leisha just wants to be "in love" . She'd marry a cheese grater if necessary

She did a stint selling Renault Clio's in the 90's but has really let herself go.

Just looked it up - £68 return on Easyjet from Stansted Fri-Sun

Usually everyone who is at the last CC stays because they all want to do final vows.

I bet Becca is lurking around behind the scenes making a few quid off the ladies. 💉

Ouch. That would be very sore.

That must be much cheaper than the train!

Wow, a cat being useful! Mine is only here in case there are snacks on the go

Totally. She wants a love story and anyone will do.

😂😂

Ugh. I just forced down an M&S “salted caramel” protein bar whilst this bore fest was goin on.

It was absolutely disgusting but it cost me £2.50 for a 55g bar so that was going down my neck one way or another

I don't think I have ever seen such dull lesbians. I usually expect much more entertainment.

I don't think Reisha is going to last. I suspect he was thinking more like 50/50 and 80% was ambitious. Leisha is going to get super emotional now and Reiss will withdraw even more, as his ma predicted.

Should have washed it down with some salted caramel vodka

Reisha. I love it.

Just what I was thinking!