MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

Maybe she should be like that mad woman who married the Eiffel Tower. Or the one with the ghost, although I think they split up because the ghost cheated on her. 🤣

😂😂

£145 on train

Maybe it’d be better dipped in salted caramel vodka

Protein bars are vile.
I bought one before trying to be healthy. 🤢

No Reiss, you can't fake it. Because you have the acting skill of a potato

🤢😂

Paul and his deeeeeep relationship wisdom.

Leisha needs to park the kids. Ain’t happening

“We talk about kids”

You talk about them.

Has Reiss checked which map he is looking at for the direction that he is heading in?

20% is her face in the morning.

Oi! Potatos are extremely versatile.

Can you imagine Leisha and John together?

I don't blame him- she's coming at him full throttle!! I'd be running for the hills!

Men and their fear of drama 🙄😆
What is that!?!

There's alot of talk of percentages.
Does Reiss fully understand this concept though?

I feel a bit sorry for them both actually.
He’s not unmitigated evil, not like the human rat.

Perhaps he is confused as to which Leisha he is dating

Waffily versatile

There’s one that actually tastes quite nice that I occasionally buy so I thought this M&S dupe of it would be nice.. boy was I wrong, the upside is it’s put me of chocolate at the mo because it was so bad, lol

They are the diametric opposite of healthy. Better off eating a doughnut 🍭 or a lolly

The women have been quite emotional in this series - Grace, Crystal, Leisha, Sarah...
I do think they could have given this advice in week 1

Who's John?

I can send you my Salted Caramel vodka to wash it down a bit if you like? 🤣🤣

Mr and Mrs Potato Head. Awww