MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

I think with the six people in the shower and being out all night in Soho comments he has a completely different idea of a good time to Davide’s!

Keye has a superficial side to his personality, which could wear a bit thin for Davide.

Grace made the most of a final opportunity to publicly demolish Ash’s character when talking to her (bored) friend. She completely misrepresented his attitudes toward her. He, on the other hand, was fair-minded about their relationship.

Apart from distance issues, Bailey and Rebecca’s homes reveal quite differing lifestyles, and I’m wondering if this will affect their thinking when they consider the future.

When Grace said about him saying things and then denying it I believed her. That would drive anyone around the twist. I do think she over analyses everything though and then isn’t able to put her point across without getting over emotional which makes her look whiny. I think she needs a more serious man. I’d love to hear from Ash’s ex what he was like with her.

I believe Grace too.

So do I - he cannot even apologise. Even toddlers can apologise when they upset someone. He just blames her constantly for taking things the wrong way.

Like someone going "I'm not racist, but..." very wearing.

Keye and David are in Brighton, not Horsham. Their argument was at the Sea Lanes I think. No idea where the cat cafe is, it isn’t Horsham.

Also we definitely have a Gail’s.

I’m unreasonably cross about this blatant misrepresentation 🤣

I’m another who never heard of Gail’s

My neither. I'm off to google.

I think he used to apologise but has now realised it’s futile. Grace wants him to self flagellate and tell her she’s right about everything.

Interesting. I actually decided to look at where it was as at the time I didn't recognise anything and I've been to Horsham once or twice. It is Munchies Cat Cafe in Brighton

They might have gone to Brighton for the evening, it's not far on the Thames link.

It’s exactly as far to Brighton from Horsham as it is to London.

John reminds me of a cross between Frank Spencer and a game show host. The ick must be simmering in Abi.

It’s been pretty dull this year, only saved by this thread. Maybe I’ve been spoilt by the Aus version - once you’ve seen Jacqui, there’s no going back.

Exactly - I’ve never had a cleaner and I only know 1 person that can still afford to. Plus it’ll take 5 minutes to get round his flat.

There's a lot of glass though.....

Yeah that’s true, one wouldn’t want to ruin the view of the Thames.

Gails is a Posh Bakery - in fairness they do a scrumptious almond croissant. No cats allowed!

😂😂

Why is Leisha so keen to tell everyone they want kids immediately . He doesn’t.

They barely know each other . Attention seeking ?

She seems to be teasing him, sort of saying it because she knows it'll make him cringe, but my prediction is she'll scare him off if she's not careful.

Leigh’s is an Embarrassment, keep carping on about babies.

Greggs forever
isn’t Gail’s American?

Deffo teasing with the outfits. I also think she is surprised she has got to 32 without kids. I think she came on the show because she's wanting to find someone who is literally ready to settle down and have a family. She could have done worse than Reiss and it sounds like she has in the past. She's at the giddy in love stage. I've just remembered the Garbage song Shut Your Mouth that I used to have going in my head whenever I was tempted to talk about marriage/babies to a partner. She's a bit young to know that one!

I think Reiss thinks he is ready for kids, but if you wear prison gear at an inlaw meet and greet I am not sure everything is firing on all cylinders. I've wondered a couple of times if he has a learning disability but think it might be the Turkey teeth and perhaps a controlled stammer where he gurns/hesitates slightly before talking.

I think Keye has invented a persona for himself. He didn’t seem to be remotely like his mother when we saw her at in-laws week. I think he created in his head some imaginary lifestyle that Davide had: all sophistication and French class. Instead his eyes were opened to the reality that he lives in a small apartment (I suspect because he’s away travelling for work a lot of the time) and loves cats. Keye made a complete show of himself by hoping the “surprise” was diamonds and champagne. Shame he ended up in a cat cafe. He’ll definitely see Davide in a different light now. Keye is a wannabe snob

I think Davide might well be a genius. I reckon he has a filtering system to weed out the pr!cks.
Firstly show him a load of cleaning products, hand him a duster, then take him to café surrounded by ferocious, scary animals.
Big Fat Fail!

I always felt odd about Keye, something wasn’t right, especially after the 6 figure salary statement….and then bosh -there it is!
Prickety-prick-ick!