MAFS #13 NO SPOILERS! Pussy galore made Keye run from his amore. Cat cafes breaking up couples, leaving greige people in their greige houses. Reiss loves castles and pyramids too, Steven needs a tomb for his Hinge profile too.

[dillite]

The end is near, just behind the cat cafe.

I’m wearing a cat as a stole (or maybe the cat’s wearing me 😼) while sipping cognac. Not in a basement, though.

Nicole's a miserable cahhh.

They’re wasting everybody’s time

This season is so boring. I watch every episode but still can't put names to faces. When it says 'john and jenny's homestay' I struggle to think who they are.

The thread title is hilarious. I want to invite Davide to my home to meet my cats. He's such a gem. I hope he doesn't loose himself with this princess he's with. She was so demeaning towards a completely normal lifestyle. She also didn't show enough of her apartment, which I doubt is hers.

Sick of Graces whingny voice.

Are you a Bond villain?

🤣 headless.
Beautiful cats.🐈

Yawn central 🙃🙃

I'm not on Insta but I hope Davide's been bombarded with cat pics.

It says something that I'm more interested in all your cute cats than the blah blah coming from Crystal and Leah

I'm not on Insta but I hope Davide's been bombarded with cat pics.

The name’s Bond
Edith Bond

Maybe they should do homestays earlier and THEN sex table. Just an idea.

Oh fuck off already

Bailey and Rebecca look like they are Doing Time today.

😂😂. I didnt even twig the name!!

I feel like this Crystal and Leah saga is just manufactured drama. They want to stay to the end but they don't fancy each other so they have to have ups and downs because they're not able to do down the "we're in love!" narrative.

Get to the point you two...

YAWN

Maybe Crystal should get a cat instead.

Id be very happy for my cat to eat my face if I'm dead. If that's what he wants to do then that's what he's going to do. Who wouldn't want their pet to eat their face if they feel the need to. It's not real love. Confirms my opinion on dog people once more 😂

For fucks sake! Why won't they just leave?

Who's Nicole? And you can't sit there and say I'm not ready to be in a relationship and then choose to stay!!
The concept needs to change they are staying for popularity not relationships - it's boring as a viewer

Most of them wouldn't even have to worry- there's so much plastic in their faces no cat would deign to dine!

Aha REisha

I don't think we have ever had this many utterly pointless and promise lacking couples before. We all have better romantic relationships with our binmen than this lot with their spouses.